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(The UWA revolving globe logo
appears on the screen and fades into the background.) Last Week on FNS: VJ: T MONEY’S GOT THE COVER…NO!!!
1… DD: YES!!!! VJ: ….2... DD: YES!!! VJ: ….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: HAHA!!!!!!! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MONEY!!!!!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! **cue “The Bloodline
Anthem” Announcer: Here is
your winner…and NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION…T MONEY!!!!!!! (Dramatic music plays in the background as we see referee Jim
Jonathan handing T Money the Universal Title belt.) T Money (Voiceover): I’m the NEW Universal Champion! (We see a video from this past Tuesday of T Money walking down
the entrance ramp on IHG with belt draped over his shoulder.) “Like It, Love It, and Dig It SUCKAS!!!” (We then see T Money entering the ring and approaching a confused
Diamond on IHG.) T Money: And with me as the new Champion, things are gonna change around here!
Y’all don’t gotta like it, but y’all gotta live with the fact that I can do what I want— (We suddenly cut to LIVE ACTION feed of T Money assaulting Nova backstage! Numerous officials are crowded around the two men, trying to keep the Harlem Hellraiser away from the fallen Light Heavyweight) DD: …what the hell?! Vince…are
you seeing this…what the…is this on the air?! VJ: We’re supposed to be playing the opening montage, but we’ve got on T Money on screen doing a number on Nova in the locker room area...what is this all about?! DD: I dunno, Vince! I dunno-- VJ: Oh no! Money with a trashcan right to the head of Nova...Nova-- DD: And look at him! He's busted wide open! VJ: And I’m being told we are on the air! We are live on the Slam, and the brand new Universal Champion has gone ballistic...I can't believe this! (The officials finally manage to wrestle T Money to the ground as nearby trainers and medical staff attend to the injured Nova! Then, the opening video begins to play over the PA system, set to the tune of "Friday Night" by the Young Gunz. When the video ends, the camera cuts out to the sold out crowd in Hershey, where fans are cheering and holding up signs as red and blue pyro goes off at the entrance. When the pyro stops, the cameras begin to pan the crowd, picking up signs such as "REINSTATE PANTHER," "The Ultimate Thug=Ultimate Champion," "Shut up and Wrestle," and "Ice MF'N Cube"! The cameras then cut down to ringside, where Vince Johnson is seated alongside Delaware Dave!) VJ: From the chocolate city of America, Hershey, PA...WE ARE LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!! Vince Johnson here alongside Delaware Dave for the Friday Night Slam, and fans, I cannot believe what we've seen to kick things off! What an unexpected situation. T Money, the brand new Universal Champ...apparently before we'd even gone on the air had absolutely assaulted Nova in the back, and all I wanna know is why, Dave?! Why?! DD: Well...why not, Vince?! I mean, with a guy like Nova, what's not to hate?! Hell, I'm tempted to go back there and join in on the beatdown! VJ: Just a continuation of
what’s been a chaotic week to say the least.
As we were trying to show you at the top of the broadcast, T Money
shocked the world right here last week by defeating Lightning for the
Universal Title, albeit in controversial fashion! T Money was in the house this past Tuesday
on Gear, and there was no shortage of controversy there as well! Including an appearance from Panther of all
people! DD: Yeah, don’t get me started
on that skankhole!
He’s suspended! He had no right
being here, Johnson! VJ: That’s absolutely correct! Panther showed up, and all hell broke loose on Tuesday! And we’re already picking up where we left off on Gear! It's a pay-per-view like atmosphere this evening, topped off by the continuation of a storied rivalry! Yes: right here tonight, it'll be Ice Cube--the Enterprise's newest acquisition--going one-on-one with "J-Dogg" Johnny Gunn!! DD: And I can't wait for that! Old Ice Cube is gonna put the Dogg to sleep once and for all! VJ: Also fans, we've got the I-C Title up for grabs as CM Punk defends against none other than Spanky! The Women's Tag Titles will be up for grabs as well, as Black Diamond defends against the former champions, Simply Luscious, and... (We cut back to the locker room, where we see officials helping Nova back to his feet) VJ: Wait a minute...there you see Nova once again! Nova being tended to by these officials after that vicious assault by T Money... DD: Aww...what a shame...haha...LOOK! VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! DD: HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! VJ: T MONEY ONCE AGAIN ATTACKING NOVA!!! T MONEY ALL OVER NOVA...C'MON!!! GET HIM OUTTA THERE, DAMN IT!!!! GET HIM OUTTA THERE!!!!!! (The officials once again pry T
Money off of Nova, dragging him out of the room kicking and screaming.
Suddenly, our cameras cut out to ringside, where we see Rosie Sanchez inside
the squared circle with a mic in hand.
She looks confused, having just watched the backstage scene with T
Money on the Universaltron. She briefly confers with one of the
production staff at ringside before looking into a nearby camera.) RS: Ladies and gentlemen…please welcome the
former UWA Universal Champion: LIGHTNING!!!! (The house lights begin to
flicker on and off, and the crowd begins to cheer wildly as “Ride The
Lightning” hits the PA system. The
lights continue flickering, as “Storm Warning” signs appear on the Universaltron!
Suddenly— *BOOM* (Lightning bolts criss cross on the stage, and the arena goes black, with
flashing yellow spotlights roaming the arena.
The crowd’s cheers grow louder as Lightning steps out from the locker
room wearing a “Feel the Bolt” t-shirt, with blue jeans and black sneakers. He pauses momentarily, taking in the
crowd’s reaction before starting down the ramp to ringside.) VJ: Oh my goodness, fans!! There he is… DD: There’s the ex-Universal
Champion! Your hero Lightning, Vince! VJ: For the first time since his
shocking loss to T Money right here last week, Lightning is here on the Slam,
and listen to this capacity crowd!
These fans are going crazy for Lightning! (As Lightning gets about a quarter of a way down the ramp, the
FNS logo scrolls across the screen, transitioning us to LAST WEEK’S Universal
Title match between Lightning and T Money.) VJ: The UWA still rumbling after
the events of last week’s shocking title change! Here you see the closing stages of the
match! Lightning checking on the
fallen official here, and there you see T Money – sledgehammer in hand,
nailing Lightning right in the back of the head with that tremendous
shot! And that was all she wrote
folks! Lightning was beaten in
shocking fashion—no pun intended. (The logo wipes across the screen once more, transitioning us to
the post match scene.) VJ: T Money is the new
champion! And unfortunately, this was
the scene following the bout—Lightning being carted out of the arena on a
stretcher. DD: Yeah—beaten, battered, and
destroyed by the new champ! The
Ultimate Thug T Money! (We watch officials cart Lightning backstage on a gurney before
one more logo wipe takes us back to LIVE ACTION, where Lightning stands
mid-ring with the mic-wielding Rosie Sanchez.
Chants of “Lightning, Lightning” echo throughout the arena as the
sounds of “Ride the Lightning” grow faint over the arena sound system.) RS: Lightning, thank you for
joining us here tonight! We just saw
what happened last week on Slam, where you unfortunately lost the Universal
Championship to T Money. One sledgehammer
shot to the head, and again, as we just saw, you were carted out of the arena
and taken to a medical facility! So
first and foremost, Lightning, the world wants to know how you’re feeling. Lightning: How am I feeling? Lemme tell ya something, Rosie
– I feel like crap! Notwithstanding
the fact that I’ve got a splitting headache from that sledgehammer shot…that
I suffered a mild concussion, that it still hurts to be standing out here in
front of you people, looking into these bright lights right now…all of that stuff
doesn’t even matter. And you know why,
Rosie? Because last week I just lost
the most important championship in this industry – bar none! (We switch focus to a sign in the crowd reading “Lightning’s
still my hero,” before cutting back to ring, where Lightning continues.) Lightning: Oh yeah, I could be
like other wrestlers, coming out here making excuses. You got guys like Steve Corino—three
months later, still blaming the Commish, the
timekeeper, the waterboy, anybody he can find for
the fact that he’s no longer the number one guy in this industry! Ya got a guy like
Ice Cube, who joins up with Francine—he comes out here and’ll
make excuse, after excuse, after excuse as to why he hasn’t been the
man! He’ll claim that he’s been denied
opportunity! Rosie, I’m standing in
front of you right now as a man, and I’m telling you that right here last
week, I lost the Universal Title—no ifs, ands, or buts about it! No matter who did what, no matter how
things went down, T Money left this building with that title in his hands
last week, and that, Rosie…that’s the most painful thing of all. RS: So what’s next for you,
Lightning? Where do we go from here? Lightning: Well Rosie, you know
me very well, and one thing that everybody should know about ol’ Sparky is that I may have gone down, but I damn sure
don’t stay down! (crowd pops) In this business—in this life—you’re gonna get some curveballs thrown your way, and every now
every now and then, you will strike out!
But failure’s not forever! (crowd pops) Ya
get knocked down, you get back up, ya dust yourself
off, and you look adversity square in the eye! And say “YOU BEAT ME ONCE…YOU
WILL NOT BEAT ME AGAIN”!!!! (The crowd pops huge in the background, as a thunderous chant of
“Lightning, Lightning” reverberates throughout the building. We focus on a
sign reading “T Money will FEEL THE BOLT” before cutting back to ringside.) RS: And with that in mind, seems
like you’re already on the road to recovery.
As we found out this past Tuesday that you’ve thrown your name into
the Deadpool Lottery next Sunday night at
Overkill. You’ll be teaming with Killa to face Scorpio and Spanky
for an opportunity to advance to the Hardcore Rumble—the winner of which will
go on to Apocalypse Now in December to face the Universal Champion, whomever he may be! And actually, this past Tuesday on
Gear, we saw you get involved physically despite the injury, saving your
partner at Overkill from a beatdown from Kevin Yancy Taylor and his henchmen. Any comments on that situation. Lightning: December 19th
– Apocalypse Now! A
night where I plan on correcting what went down here last Friday night
and regain the Universal Title! And
yes, to get there I’ve gotta team with Killa at Overkill to get there! And yeah, I came out and helped out Killa! Not because
I like the Elites! Not because I hate
Taylor and his little barrel of monkeys!
But from the moment his name was picked alongside mine to enter into
this Deadpool, Killa
became nothing more than an investment to me!
An insurance policy to insure that I get that title shot on December
19th, and I get that opportunity to take back the Universal
Title! So make no mistake about it,
regardless of what I think of Killa – he’s not my
best friend – but anybody that messes with him from now until next Sunday
night is gonna hafta deal
with me! RS: Wow! Strong words from Lightning, and-- (Suddenly, Rosie is drowned out
by the sounds of a soft violin. The
arena lights turn a dim red. Suddenly… ***BYE, BYE, BYE!!!*** ("Bye, Bye, Bye" by *NSync begins to play over the PA system. Red and purple spotlights begin to shine upon the entrance as Lance Silva emerges from the locker room area clad in a red button-down shirt, black slacks and dark sunglasses. Tucked snugly under his right arm is his Light Heavyweight Title belt, which is glistening under the purple lights. Following closely behind are--as always--Scorpio and the Self-Proclaimed King of Tuesday Nights, Kevin Yancy Taylor.) VJ: Lance Silva...the Light Heavyweight Champion is apparently on his way to ringside! He's not scheduled to be out here, folks! DD: Please, Vince! This is the
Light Heavyweight Champion you're talking about! The Best Damn Light
Heavyweight in the Biz! He goes wherever he damn well pleases! He don't care about a format! VJ: Silva of course flanked by
Taylor and Scorpio! No love lost
between Lightning and Taylor’s clan, I assure you! DD: And you’d better believe Taylor hasn’t forgot about what that heathen Lightning did the other night! (Silva, Scorpio, and Taylor glare down at Lightning from the stage as the music dies down. LOUD, taunting chants of "YANCY" echo throughout the arena, drawing Taylor’s ire as he grips a mic in his right hand.) KT: You people show some respect for a TRUE broadcast journalist!!!!!! (The crowd's boos predictably
grow louder as the camera pans the arena, focusing directly on a sign that
reads "Silva is Gay." Kevin continues.) KT: I repeat—a TRUE broadcast
journalist! Unlike you, Rosalita, the street urchin
that you are! The bland, unimaginative
questioning! The biased pandering to these unwashed masses! (Rosie: “Fuck
off, Taylor”!) Certainly not the
hard-hitting journalism that I, KEVIN YANCY TAYLOR, bring to the table. Unlike you, Ms. Sanchez, I, KEVIN YANCY
TAYLOR, ask the questions the people want to know! I will satiate their
inquiring minds once more, and in the process, provide another KYT exclusive
when I ask Lightning the following question. Lightning…how does it feel, Sparky? How
does it feel to know that as of 10:57pm last Friday night…you officially
became a has been? (The crowd boos wildly in the background. In the ring, Lightning looks none too
pleased. Taylor continues.) KT: Like a
stake through the heart of an impotent vampire, Lightning, you have been exposed for the
fraud that you are! Oh yes, fans,
cheer! Cheer to your hearts’ content as your hero Lightning attacks men from
behind with weaponry! Cheer as he
abuses helpless announcers! Cheer this man…as he tries his hardest to
compensate for the fact that his days of prosperity are no more! That his
career in the UWA is all but over! Cheer him!!! Lightning: Y’know
Taylor…I’m about 3 seconds away from coming up there and giving these people
another reason to cheer me when I beat your ass all over Hershey!!! (The crowd cheers loudly as in the ring, Taylor’s eyes
saucer. Suddenly, Lance Silva grabs
the mic.) Silva: After that little stunt you pulled on Kev the other night, you've already got an ass kicking coming your way, Sparky! See, me and Kev see
right through you! You’re jealous,
Lightning! Jealous of the fact that
Kevin Taylor associates himself with nothing but champions! Look at us: Lance Storm and Sean Morely, the new Tag Team Champions! Me, Lance Silva: the greatest Light
Heavyweight Champion in the history of this company! Team Taylor is at its peak right now at a
time where you just lost your most prized possession, and that makes you
sick! Admit it, Lightning! Admit it to the world: you’re jealous! (crowd boos) Lightning: I tell ya what, Lance…I’ll admit to the world that I’m jealous
of your…err…success…but only after you admit to the world the truth about you
and your two butt buddies up there! I
mean…(crowd pops) hey, it’s 2004! Gay marriage is the hot button topic in
America, and I’ve got nothing but respect for those in the public eye with
alternative lifestyles! But Lance,
I’ve always wondered…between you and Yancy up
there…which one is the butch, and which one is the femme? (The crowd pops loudly in the
background as on stage, Taylor’s face turns deep red.) Silva: Ya
know…I only wanted to tell you one thing, Lightning! Don’t get your hopes up about winning at
Overkill to get another title shot! Before you start running around helping
the Elites, sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong…writing checks that
your ass can’t cash, remember that I’m in the Deadpool
too! And unlike you, Lightning – I
don’t need a partner! It doesn’t
matter what bum I have in my corner…I’m not even sure who it is! I’m on the roll
of my life, daddy, and there ain’t a thing that’s gonna stop my from outlasting everybody en route to proving that I’m not only the best Light
Heavyweight in this business, but I am the greatest wrestler in the whole
entire Universe! So incase you don’t get what I’m saying…the only man that’s
walking out with the victory at Overkill is me! (crowd boos) Lightning: Lance Silva, master
of subtlety! You’ve made yourself
clear! It’s all about Overkill and
everybody wants a chance to be the champion!
You want the gold just as much as I do! I guess we’ll have to tune in next Sunday
to see how that all turns out! But as
for tonight…y’know…I couldn’t help but sense a
little bit of pent up anger in you, Heartthrob! And well…obviously you’re upset about the
way I beat up your boyfriend on Gear— Silva: (interrupting) HE’S NOT
MY BOYFRIEND, YOU SONUVABITCH!!!! HE’S
NOT – (Chants of “Lance is Gay” start up in the crowd, serving only to
agitate him further.) Lightning: Now remember,
Hershey: there’s nothing wrong with that!
But hey…why don’t I give you a chance to take out some of that pent up
aggression by facing me in the right here tonight on FNS? How does that sound?! Silva: How does that
sound?! How does it sound?! It sounds great, because after Tuesday
night, Lightning, I WANT YOUR ASS TONIGHT!!! Lightning: Hmm…I bet you do!
(crowd pops) Silva: Yeah…I—NO, NO, NO!!! I didn’t mean it that way! I didn’t...I mean I can’t wait to get my
hands on you…(crowd stirs) NOT IN THAT WAY, DAMN
IT!!! I MEAN— Lightning: Lance, Lance,
Lance! I think you’re making Yancy jealous! (crowd pops) KT: Listen, SWINE…you want a match
with Lance, then you’ve got it tonight!
And I guarantee that tonight’s show will end just like last week’s,
with your shoulders on the mat for the 1-2-3! Lightning: Yeah, well it’s
settled! Lightning vs. Silva and
Lance…I’m afraid you just might like it, but fans, I guaran-damn-tee
that he will… CROWD: FEEL! THE! BOLT!!!!!! (“Ride the Lightning” hits the PA system again as Lightning drops
the mic on stage. In the ring, Taylor
confers with Scorpio and Silva.) VJ: Oh my goodness! What a bout
that’s gonna be later on tonight! On an already stacked card here tonight,
we’ve now got Lightning going 1 on 1 with “Heartthrob” Lance Silva! What about that Dave?! DD: Yeah, but you heard it right
from Lightning’s mouth—he ain’t 100% after the
beating that T Money gave him last week!
How’s he gonna be ready for somebody Silva’s
caliber tonight. VJ: Who knows? Speaking of T Money…anybody in the truck
what the hell is going on back there?
T Money absolutely went berserk earlier. Any word on what’s going on…(awaits response over his headset)...”no”? (awaits
another response) Very well. (“Friday Night” plays in the background as we cut to a split
screen of J-Dogg and Ice Cube dressing in their
respective locker rooms) VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen,
that’s not all we have in store for tonight!
Again, it’s a continuation of a storied rivalry as Ice Cube does
battle with “J-Dogg” Johnny Gunn right here tonight
on the Slam! But up next… (We then cut to another split screen of Shyanne and Tina walking
through the hallways and toward ringside.) VJ: It’s Shyanne vs. Tina! Arguably the two top women in the UWA
Women’s Division! They will square off
when we return!!! Stay with us! ***Commercial*** IHG (11/9/04) (Dramatic music plays in the background as we see referee Jim
Jonathan handing T Money the Universal Title belt.) T Money (Voiceover): I’m the NEW Universal Champion! (We see a video from this past Tuesday of T Money walking down
the entrance ramp on IHG with belt draped over his shoulder.) “Like It, Love It, and Dig It SUCKAS!!!” (We then see T Money entering the ring and approaching a confused
Diamond on IHG.) T Money: And with me as the new Champion, things are gonna change around here!
Y’all don’t gotta like it, but y’all gotta live with the fact that I can do what I want when I
want! (Diamond has looks disgusted as she prepares to step through the
ropes, when suddenly— T Money: Diamond! What’s up babygirl? Call
me crazy, but…you still looking good out here! …and look, everybody already
knows how you get down, Diamond! We all know that you just about the biggest
gold digger walking around here! So
listen, now that I’m the new man around here, why don’t you do yourself a
favor---stop playing with that p*ssy…you call a husband,
and come get you a real man! (The crowd gasps as Diamond rolls her eyes in disgust.) Diamond: T, you go to hell! T Money: Naw Diamond, I don’t think you
heard me, ma! I’m the new man around here, so I get to do what I want, when I
want! (Di tries stepping through the ropes but T grabs her arm,
attempting to pull her back to the center of the ring) RS: This is disgusting! T’s got Diamond! T Money trying to force
himself on Diamond— *SLAP* KT: OH! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?!?!?! RS: DIAMOND SLAPPED THE NEW CHAMPION…SHE’S TRYING TO DEFEND
HERSELF! KT: Did she make the biggest mistake of her life or what?! RS: T just shoved down Diamond…now backing her into a corner…LEAVE
HER ALONE! LEAVE HER— KT: LOOK!!! RS: IT’S PANTHER!!! PANTHER IS IN THE BUILDING! KT: LOOK OUT, T!!! *WHAM* RS: SPEAR!!! PANTHER HAS JUST SPEARED T MONEY IN THE RING!!! KT: HE’S SUSPENDED!!! HE DOESN’T BELONG HERE!!! RS: PANTHER COMING TO THE AID OF HIS WIFE!!! HE’S ALL OVER THE
NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!! BUT WE’VE GOT SECURITY OUT HERE!!! SECURITY IS OUT
HERE AFTER PANTHER!!! (The crowd boos as security drags Panther from the ring kicking
and screaming. We then cut backstage,
where we see Panther arguing with Commissioner Joanie Laurer.
An angry Diamond is at his side, and both are surrounded by security) Panther: So what the hell do you want me to do? Just sit back and let that piece of sh*t put his hands on my wife! You know better than that
Joanie! Joanie: No Panther, you don’t f*cking
get it! You’re suspended! You’re not supposed to be here because of your
unprofessional behavior! Because you almost cost us a fortune in legal fees!
Do you realize that you being here right now has got
my ass on the line! Panther: Look— Joanie: No you look! The board and I were preparing to meet
tonight to discuss bringing you back, but you f*cking
blew it again, Panther! You ruined it…Get the hell outta this building! Panther: …what about T Money! Joanie: I’ll handle him! Just leave! (Security ushers Panther out of the room, leaving Joanie behind
with Diamond. We flash to later in the
show, where we see T Money walking to the ring with the title) RS: Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got a non-title match on our
hands here tonight. It’ll be the brand
new Universal Champion T Money doing battle with none other than Rage! RS: T Money with the cover…1…2…DIAMOND! DD: WHAT?!?!? RS: DIAMOND PULLED THE REF OUTTA THE RING!! DD: What the hell is she doing out here?! T had the match won! *** RS: T Distracted with Diamond…Rage from behind…Total
Annihilation—NO! T goes up and
over! He drives Rage into
ropes—OH!!!!! DIAMOND NAILED T WITH
THE UNIVERSAL TITLE!!! RAGE WITH A
SCHOOLBOY— DD: No!!! RS: 1…2…3!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! **Cue “My Way” Announcer: Here is
your winner: RAGE!!!!!!!! RS: Rage has pinned the new Universal Champion in a non-title
match!!! DD: THANKS TO DIAMOND! RS: Diamond has just gotten sweet revenge on T Money, and the
Harlem Hellraiser is livid! (***LIVE ACTION*** We cut out to the parking lot, where Nova is
being loaded into an ambulance on a stretcher.) VJ: Fans, welcome back to
FNS! Vince Johnson alongside Delaware
Dave! Of course, we just saw the
completion of the video we had prepared for the top of the broadcast, which
was interrupted by this vicious…brutal assault perpetrated by T Money on
Nova. And here you see the results:
Nova being carted out on the stretcher.
We have no idea why T Money has done this, Dave! We have no clue what brought that assault
on…as now I’m being told over my headset…something’s going on in the
Commissioner’s office! (Camera’s cut back to the Commissioner’s office, where T Money
and Commissioner Joanie Laurer can be seen
arguing. Dozens of road agents are on
hand to try to keep T Money calm.) Joanie: What is this all about,
T?! What the hell is your problem?! T Money: It’s not my
problem! It’s your problem,
Joanie! First you let that punk ass
Panther back in the building to jump me on Tuesday night, then
you let his lil’ bitch get involved in my
match! And now I gotta
face Rage at the PPV?! I gotta put my belt up against Rage because of them?!
That’s f*cked up, and you
know it, Joanie! Joanie: First of all, don’t
worry about, Panther, ok?! In case you
didn’t notice, Panther’s suspended!
Panther’s barred from these buildings until I say otherwise, and if he
shows up, he’ll be arrested! T Money: Well you ain’t been doin’ a good job
with that so far!!! I think you and
that sucka tryna sabotage
me! Joanie: Don’t be ridiculous! T Money: No! You’re the ridiculous one, Joanie! You need to keep Panther and his wife outta
my matches, and you need to cancel that match with
Rage! That sucka
ain’t beat me fair and
square, and he don’t deserve a shot against T Money! And you know it! Joanie: Look, I don’t blame you
for being upset about Tuesday but what happened is final! Rage pinned you for the 1-2-3! On top of that, he beat you for the I-C
Title a few months back! Say what you
will about Panther, but you can’t say that Rage doesn’t deserve a shot! The match is on for Overkill! T Money: (advancing on Joanie)
Now you listen— Agents: (grabbing T Money) “T
calm down!” “Easy there”! “Stop him”! T Money: Get yo
hands off me! Get yo— Joanie: T, I think you need to
leave! T Money: Oh, so it’s like that,
huh?! This how it’s gonna
be?! Agents: “You heard what she
said, T”! “Get him outta here”! “C’mon
T! Let’s go”! T Money: (being dragged out of
the office) Oh this ain’t over! It ain’t going
down like this, Joanie! This ain’t over! (The office door slams shut as T Money is dragged from the office
kicking and screaming. Joanie merely
shakes her head and walks back to her desk as we head out to ringside for the
opening match.) ***WHO'S THE BADDEST CHICK...UGH!*** ("You Gets No Love
(remix)" by Faith Evans and G. Dep hits the PA
system. The arena goes pitch black, and the crowd ERUPTS when the music hits
the PA system, and a dim red light emits from the entrance, highlighting the
silhouette of a female figure. The crowd claps on to the pulsating beat of
the song’s Eurythmics sample as the red light gets
brighter...brighter…and brighter...until suddenly, 2 Superwoman
"S's" flash over the adjacent trons,
and--BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! White sparks explode from the entrance, red
spotlights flood the arena, and the crowd goes WILD as Tina walks out from
the entrance with a look of anger on her face. She scours the arena as she stands on the
stage, then waves the crowd to its collective feet
as she starts down the ramp to ringside.) Announcer: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Currently entering the ring: hailing from
Philadelphia, PA, weighing in at 175 Pounds…she is the Baddest
Chick, and the SUPERWOMAN of Pro Wrestling…TIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!! VJ:
Here she comes! Tina on her way to
ringside to lock up with Shyanne! This is a huge bout between two former
Women’s Champions! And there’s been a
whole lot of bad blood between these women lately! (The FNS logo scrolls across the
screen as we’re taken back to the Women’s Title match between Tina and
Pandora at Dead or Alive.) VJ:
It was just last month at Dead or Alive when this all got started! Here you see right here, Shyanne
accidentally causing Tina to lose a Women’s Title match against the Champion
Pandora! DD:
Accidentally my left ankle, Johnson!
She did that on purpose and you know it! VJ: I
doubt that’s the case, Dave! But what
happened last week, I’m a little less sure about! (The logo scrolls across the
screen once again, transitioning us to last week’s FNS title match between
Pandora and Shyanne.) VJ:
It was Shyanne doing battle with Pandora right here last week,when…take a look at what happened! Tina attempting to prevent Pandora from
escaping, when Pandora catches her with a rake to the face! Tina…apparently blinded by that whole
ordeal when Shyanne approached her…only to get blasted with the DDTina! Shyanne
was knocked cold, and Pandora retained the title on a count out! (We cut back to live action as Tina
is in the center of the ring, her arms thrust high into the air as red sparks
fire down from the rafters behind her.) VJ:
The question is whether Tina hit Shy with the DDTina
on purpose! Tina claims no, Shyanne
thinks otherwise, and that’s led to this match here tonight! DD:
Please Vince! You’re talking about
this thing like it’s gonna be some kinda sporting competition! These two women hate each other! And I can’t wait to see them get in the
ring to rip each other apart! This is gonna be great! (Tina’s jogging in place in the
ring as the arena lights return to normal and the music dies down. Suddenly, “Party Up” by DMX hits the PA
system, and the crowd goes nuts again!
Pink and blue spotlights flash about the arena as Shyanne bounces out
onto the stage! She leaps into a
wide-legged stance and pumps her fist into the air before starting down the
ramp to ringside.) Announcer: Her opponent: hailing from Nashville, TN, weighing in
tonight at 135 pounds…SHYYYYYYYYAAAAAANE!!!!!! VJ:
The only woman in the UWA the hold the Women’s Title on two occasions! One of the most popular women in the sport,
Dave! DD:
Yeah, but Tina’s gotten pretty popular herself lately, Johnson! I’m telling you what this is all about:
Shyanne is jealous of Tina! She feels
threatened that Tina’s gonna take her spot, and
she’s doing whatever she can do to derail Tina’s career! VJ:
That’s ridiculous! DD:
It’s the truth! And Tina knows
it! Look at her! (Tina stares Shyanne down as she
slides into the ring and comes to her feet.
A brief staredown is broken up when referee
Stephanie Jenkins comes between them and begins giving them
instructions. Shyanne’s music dies
down as the two combatants continue conferring with the official. Suddenly, “Pestilent Existence” by Against
All Authority hits the PA system.) VJ:
What the hell is this?!?!! What is
this all about?! DD: Don’t you know nothing, Johnson?! That means THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!! VJ:
That’s Pandora! Pandora on her way out
to ringside…what is she doing here?! DD:
What do you mean what’s she doing here?! That’s THE CHAMP!!! VJ:
Pandora has bad blood with both these women!
The potential for chaos just got a little greater with this thing…as
now we’ve got both women watching Pandora on the ramp! DD: I
gotta tell ya, Vince, I
can’t wai—OOH! VJ:
Tina!!! Ding Ding
Ding!!! DD:
WHAT ABOUT THAT, JOHNSON?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT THAT?!??!! VJ:
Tina using the distraction from Pandora to blindside Shyanne! Shyanne is down! DD: I
love it, Vince! I love it! VJ: Tina…no
stranger to breaking rules here in the UWA, as now she’s got Shyanne on her
feet, and look at her pepper away with forearms! Rapid-fire forearms to the face! Followed by a European uppercut…Shyanne
sent into the ropes—BUT SHE COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! SHYANNE
UNLOADING NOW!!! Into the ropes she
goes…SHYANNE LOOKING FOR THE THESZ, BUT SHE GOT CAUGHT!!! DD:
HAHA! VJ:
Shyanne dove right onto the arms of Tina and got planted right on the
canvas!! Tina with the legs
now…slingshot coming up…yes—OH MY! DD:
Did you see that?! VJ:
She landed on the ropes! Shyanne able
to land on the middle turnbuckle there!
Tina to her feet…she hasn’t seen her—now she does! DD:
Oh! VJ:
Shyanne with a sunset flip from the middle rope! Shy working to bring her over! Tina trying to keep her balance! Can she…can she…NO! Tina with Shyanne by the throat! Tina lifts Shyanne to her feet at watch
Tina…Tina with Shya—OH MY GOODNESS!!!! DD:
SHE LAUNCHED HER, VINCE!!!! SHE LAUNCHED HER!!! VJ:
Shyanne just tossed over the top by Tina!!!
It looked like she got shot out of a cannon,
Dave! DD: I
told ya this was gonna be
good! These two hate each other! And look at Pandy! She’s loving it
too! VJ:
Pandora looking on from the ramp as there you see Tina to the outside
now…eying the champion down! DD:
Now careful Tina! You remember what
Pandora’s can do! You don’t want none of that! Oh! VJ:
Tina with a HARD European uppercut to Shyanne on the floor! She’s got her by the hair now…Tina with
Shyanne—AND SHE SENDS HER HEADFIRST INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!! Shyanne hit hard! DD: That’s not gonna do that ugly
face of hers any good, Johnson! VJ:
Stop! Tina with Shy yet
again…Shyanne—THIS TIME INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S TABLE!!!! Shyanne just hit hard
as Tina… DD:
What’s she thinking about here, Johnson?! VJ:
Tina eying this table! The
Superwoman…she’s got a mean streak, and it’s showing itself here
tonight! As now she’s got Shy
again! Tina…oh my
she’s got her up!!! Tina
hoisting Shyanne up for a press slam… DD:
Hey wait a minute…not over here!!! Not
over here…LOOK OUT! VJ:
Oh Shyanne…Shy able to slip free, AND SHE SENDS TINA INTO THE STAIRS!!! Tina hit those stairs hard, and look at Shyanne, Dave! DD:
I’d normally hate to, but look at her head!
Do ya see that big hickey, Johnson?! VJ:
Absolutely! These women not playing
with kid gloves, and Shyanne doesn’t look happy at all! As now she’s got Tina! Shy bringing the Superwoman back to her
feet…AND NOW SHE TOSSES TINA INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!! DD:
Can you believe this, Johnson?!?!?! VJ:
This crowd is electric! Shyanne with
Tina again…this time with an Irish whip, and Tina goes back first into the
rail!!! Shyanne measuring Tina…she
dives in with a right hand!!! Tina is
in trouble, as Shyanne mounts her against the rail! And now look at Shyanne…Shyanne…Shyanne
hammering away on Tina! Referee
Jenkins has lost all control— DD:
Look at Tina— VJ:
OH!!! TINA JUST RAMMED SHYANNE’S BACK
INTO THE RINGPOST!!! Shyanne’s back
just smacked hard as Tina…hoisting Shy up again! Another press slam— DD:
Oh wait a minute…WAIT— CROWD: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!! VJ:
SHE JUST PRESS SLAMMED SHYANNE INTO THE CROWD!!!! DD:
Are you kidding me?!?!?! VJ:
Shyanne just launched into the crowd!
And look at Stephanie Jenkins on the outside now! She can’t believe
it! DD: I
can’t believe it! I didn’t think this
would be this crazy! These two are
going all out! VJ:
Stephanie trying to fish Shyanne from the crowd as Tina looks on! Tina—OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! DD:
HAHAHA!!! VJ:
PANDORA FROM BEHIND JUST NAILED TINA WITH THE WOMEN’S TITLE BELT!!! Tina is down, and look
at Pandora running to the back! DD: I
love it, Vinnie! Pandy’s
smarter than you give her credit for!
She’s great!!! VJ: Tina is down! Shyanne is out of it in the crowd! Ladies and gentlemen…we’ve gotta take a commercial break! Our tapes are rolling…stay with us! More of this match on the other side! ***Commercial*** During the break VJ:
Fans, welcome back to the Friday Night Slam!
Vince Johnson alongside Delaware Dave, and
this is what you missed during the break!
Tina vs. Shyanne: We had just seen Tina laid out from behind by
Pandora and the Women’s Title belt!
And now look at this! Shyanne
climbing upon that guardrail from the crowd, and this time connecting with
the Lou Thesz Press to Tina! Shyanne all over Tina during the break to
continue this wild opening encounter! (The FNS Logo scrolls across the
screen, taking us to Live Action, with Shy dragging Tina out to
the center of the ring by her hair.) VJ:
Back to live action as this match continues here! Shyanne with Tina…hard right hand…TINA
RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN!!!
Shyanne right back…TINA NAILS HER AGAIN!!! Shyanne off the rope now—AND RIGHT INTO THE
DOUBLE SLEDGE FROM TINA!!! To her feet
once again—AND SHE’S NAILED WITH A KNEE LIFT!!! Tina into the ropes now…Shyanne ducks the
clothesline coming off…AND SHE NAILS THE ENZUIGURI!!!! Nice move by Shyanne and Tina is down…Shy with the cover…1…2…NO!!! Tina able to kick out! DD:
Johnson, I love how you turn a blind eye to the fact that your girl Shyanne
just set up Tina on the outside! VJ:
Will you be serious?! DD:
I’m as serious as a heart attack! Tina
starts getting popular, and magically Shyanne appears in her match to cost
her the title! Then when Tina’s
beating her ass, all of a sudden Pandy’s out there
to help her? What’s up with that?!! VJ:
That’s ridiculous! Shyanne…I doubt she
even knows what went down with Pandora after being tossed into the crowd!
Hell, I doubt Pandora even knows what went down out there! DD: I
dunno, Vince!
Something smells fishy...fishier than usual with ol’
Shy out here! Look out! VJ:
Dropkick right to the gut by Shyanne…there’s a second one to the face of the
grounded Tina! Shyanne headed to the
top now as Tina tries to get her wits about her…Tina back to her feet as
Shyanne… FROM THE TOP—CONNECTS WITH THE CROSSBODY ON TINA!!!! Hook of the leg—there’s 1…2…NO!!!! Tina able to get the shoulder up!!! That’s the same move Shyanne beat Tina with
last year to win her first Women’s Title last year at Apocalypse Now! DD:
And she couldn’t beat Tina with it here tonight! I’m telling ya,
Vince – Shyanne feels it all slipping away!
Her stuff’s not getting it done anymore! Tina’s bigger and stronger! She’s taking her fans! VJ:
Will you stop?!?! DD: I
will not stop, because it’s plain as day!
Shyanne is jealous! She’s
jealous of Tina, and that’s the cause of all of this! Look at this! VJ:
Shyanne off the ropes…DIVES RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF TINA YET AGAIN! Tina with a bearhug…Shyanne…boxing the ears of the Superwoman to cause the
release! Shyanne into the ropes yet
again…SHE’S CAUGHT AGAIN! Shyanne…once
again going to the ears of the Superwoman!
Shyanne…one more time—she nails her with a clothesline! Tina doesn’t fall, but there’s a discus
forearm to send her to a knee!
Shyanne…into the ropes once more—THERE’S THE RUNNING BOOT TO THE HEAD
OF TINA!!!! The Superwoman is
down…Shyanne off the rope again… DD:
OH! VJ:
SHE GOT SNAPPED OVER WITH A POWERSLAM FROM TINA!!!! BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED POWERSLAM! And listen to the crowd! DD: I
gotta tell ya, these idiots here in Hershey haven’t sat down since the
bell rang! They’re on fire here
tonight! VJ:
No doubt about that! As now you see
both women trying to shake the cobwebs!!!
Shyanne— DD:
Look at Tina! VJ:
Tina! Tina starting to feel the surge!
Her adrenaline beginning to flow, as—OH MY!!! SHE KIPPED UP!!! THE
SUPERWOMAN JUST KIPPED UP! DD:
It’s on now, Johnson! VJ:
As if it wasn’t before! Shyanne to her
feet and she gets nailed with a forearm!
Another! Irish whip sends her
to the ropes…coming off—AND A BAAAAAACK BODY DROP!!!! Cover by Tina…1…2…NO!!! Only a two count!!! Tina with Shyanne again…there’s a hard
European uppercut!!! Another sends her reeling into the buckle! There’s a hard Irish whip sending her cross
corner… DD:
Oh no! You know what this is, Johnson!
VJ: I
do know! Shades of her sister…here
comes Tina…handspring elbow—MISSES!!!!
Shyanne able to dodge, and now she catches
Tina with a boot to the midsection!
Butterfly Suplex coming up—NO! Tina twists out of it—AND DROPS HER WITH A
SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!!!! Tina
bringing Shyanne back to her feet…Red Light Special…YES!!!!! Shyanne just driven down with the Red Light
Special! And now Tina’s going up,
Dave! Tina getting ready to head to
the top! DD:
Yeah, you know she likes to use that elbow!
VJ:
Absolutely, and she may be getting set to put Shyanne away right here! Tina..trying
to steady herself on top… DD:
Watch Shyanne—OH! VJ:
SHY CAUSING TINA TO STRADDLE THE TURNBUCKLE!!! Tina is hurt, Dave, as now we’ve got Shy firing
off right hands on Tina! Shyanne
now…climbing the ropes with Tina…what’s she got in store here?! DD: I
dunno, but…look! VJ:
Shyanne with Tina hooked from the top rope…AND—OH MY GOODNESS! A BULLDOG FROM THE TOP!!!! SHYANNE JUST DROVE TINA FACE FIRST INTO THE
MAT WITH THAT BULLDOG FROM THE TOP!
WHAT A MANUEVER BY SHYANNE!!! DD:
IT’S OVER! VJ:
You may be right!!! Tina is in a world
of hurt after that move by Shyanne, and look at Shy here! Shy measuring the Superwoman for something… DD:
She should’ve gone for the pin there, Vince! VJ: I
think you may be right, but Shyanne’s got something in store. She’s got Tina now…Shyanne with the
arms…perhaps looking for that Butterfly Suplex!!! Shyanne looking for that patented move of
hers, as Tina…OH MY LOOK AT TINA!!!
Tina starting to separate the arms…starting to break the grip of
Shyanne!!! What a display of strength by Tina, WHO COUNTERS WITH A BACK
DROP!!!!! DD:
Can you believe this, Johnson? VJ:
Tina still in this thing! Tina
refusing to stay down as Shyanne returns to her feet! Tina off the rope
here…Shy with a drop toe hold puts Tina down!
Shyanne now…with the leg of Tina…oh my goodness!!! INVERTED STF FROM SHYANNE TO TINA!!!! The former Women’s
Champ with Tina writhing in pain on the mat…and listen to this crowd, Dave! DD:
These people are going nuts! This is a
helluva fight! VJ:
Shyanne still with the hold applied…now transitioning into the front facelock, and look at the knees here! Shyanne with the knees to the head of
Tina! My goodness folks! What a bout this
has been between these two athletes!
What a way to kick off the Slam!
Shyanne with Tina now…on her knees…and look at her hammer away! Right hands and boots to the head of the
Superwoman! Shyanne now…off the
rope—OH! She gets shoved right to the
canvas by Tina! Shyanne quickly back
to her feet though, and now look at her…kicking away at the left leg of
Tina! Shy kicking away but— DD:
Watch Tina— *WHAM* VJ:
OH!!! HARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT BY THE
SUPERWOMAN! Shy responds with a hard
right hand, but Tina…THERE’S ANOTHER HARD UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!!! And now Shyanne with a dropkick to the
knee! Tina goes down to one knee, and
look at Shyanne here! Signaling to
this capacity crowd…she hits off the rope…Tina’s able to duck the big
boot! Tina now outta the ropes here— *WHAM* DD:
OH!!!! VJ:
GOOD HEAVENS WHAT A LARIAT!!!! SHYANNE JUST TURNED INSIDE OUT!!!! Tina with the cover…1…2…NO!!!! Shyanne able to kick out!!! Somehow Shy’s
able to kick out! And I can’t believe
that! DD: I
think that’s a little more of that lesbian refereeing coming into play,
Vince! VJ:
Oh will you stop! Tina…she just
signaled to this capacity crowd…we could be about to see another DDTina! DD:
And you remember what happened last time Tina hit this, Vince! VJ:
Absolutely: Shyanne went out! And now
Tina’s got her again…SHYANNE DROPS TO THE MAT!!! Tina…struggling to
hold on here…trying to muscle her back to her feet as Shyanne…twists out of
the facelock with that rolling hammerlock!!! Tina’s arm just bent at an awkward
angle! As Shyanne now…trying to create
a little bit of distance! But look at
Tina here…Tina charging in— DD:
WHOA!!!!! VJ:
Shyanne with the low bridge sends Tina over the top rope! Shyanne using Tina’s own momentum against
her, and Tina hit the arena floor hard!
What a bout this has been as Tina…appears to
be hurt on the floor! DD:
Yeah, looks like she may have hurt that arm of hers! VJ:
Referee Stephanie Jenkins putting the count down on Tina on the arena floor,
as Shyanne looks on from the ring… DD:
And what about the cowardice there, Johnson?
Your girl Shyanne’s just gonna be content to
let this thing end on a count out? VJ: I
dunno if I’d call it cowardice, as Tina – WAIT A
MINUTE!!! That’s Pandora!!! Pandora is back…this time from the
crowd—OH!!!!!! DD:
HAHA! VJ:
AND THIS TIME SHE LEVELED SHYANNE WITH THE BELT!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! DD: I love it, Vince! I love it! VJ:
Pandora…first hitting Tina…now Shyanne, and she slips outta the ring before
the ref can even notice her! And damn
it, Dave, Shyanne may be out! DD:
Well one thing you can’t say is that Pandy’s not an
equal opportunity ass kicker! VJ:
As now we’ve got Tina back in the ring.
Much like earlier on, it doesn’t appear that Tina even knows what
happened here. All she sees is Shyanne
down, and now Tina…with Shyanne now…bringing her back to her feet! Scoop up and a slam by Tina! Tina just planted Shyanne…still looking
somewhat bewildered as she starts to head up top here! Tina— DD: I
think she’s gonna try that elbow again! VJ:
Tina trying to steady herself up on top as Shyanne…not moving! Tina from the top—WITH THE ELBOW!!!! WHAT ELEVATION ON THAT FLYING ELBOW DROP!! AND THAT COULD BE ALL!!!! THAT COULD
BE…1…2…THR—NO!!!!! SHYANNE KICKED OUT!!!!
SHYANNE SOMEHOW KICKED OUT!!!!
She is still in this thing as now we’ve got Tina…she just signaled for
the end! Tina may be getting set to finish this thing, as now she’s got
Shyanne…wait a second! She just
spotted Pandora on the outside!!! Tina
just spotted Pandy – DD:
Hey now wait a minute, Tina! You’ve
got a match to wrestle!!! Leave her
alone—AHH! VJ:
Tina just tossed Shyanne aside, and now she’s going after Pandora! Tina…stalking the
Women’s Champion on the arena floor! Chasing Pandora about the ringside area…
And now watch Pandora, now! Back into
the ring! Tina right in after her, and Shyanne right back to the floor again! Tina…Tina is hot on the trail of the
Women’s Champion! DD:
Leave her alone, Tina! Leave her alone! VJ:
Pandora sliding back into the ring once again! Tina once again in after her— but
Pandora…measuring her with that belt again!
Pandora with the belt— DD:
LOOK OUT PANDY— VJ:
OH SHYANNE!!! SHYANNE ABLE TO SNATCH
THAT TITLE BELT AWAY FROM PANDORA, AND NOW LOOK AT HER UNLOAD!!!!! BOTH SHYANNE
AND TINA UNLOADING ON THE WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!! DD:
Oh c’mon!!!! 2 on 1!!! Ding Ding
Ding!!! VJ:
We’ve had a bell here, but that’s not the story! The bottom line is that the Women’s
Champion getting her ass handed to her here on the Slam! Tina and Shyanne…beating the hell outta
Pandora in the ring, and this crowd is loving it! DD:
They would love it! Oh…Pandy— VJ: Tina with Pandora…SHORT ARM
CLOTHESLINE!!!! Damn near took her
head off! And now watch Shy…Shyanne hooking
up the champ…AND THERE IT IS!!!! BUTTERFLY SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!! Pandora is
being bounced around this ring like a superball,
Dave! And now look at Tina and Shyanne…both with the champion by the hair! DD:
No fair, Vince!!! No fair! AHHHHH!!!!! VJ:
OVER THE TOP ROPE SHE GOES!!!!!!
Pandora just sent for the ride, and this crowd is going crazy!!! Tina and Shyanne standing tall! (The crowd pops big as Tina
raises her arms in the air. On the
opposite side, Shyanne is watching the scene intently. Her focus then switches to the Women’s
Title belt – the title she’s twice held -- lying on the mat. She glares at it
hard before reaching down to grab the belt.
But Tina suddenly moves in and steps on the belt strap, preventing
Shyanne from picking it up. The crowd
clamors as the Shyanne looks up to meet Tina’s fiery glare.) DD:
Oh wait a minute, Vince! This thing ain’t over yet! VJ:
Tina preventing Shyanne from lifting the Women’s Title belt! Tina and Shy locking eyes…exchanging
words! The bell has already sounded,
Dave, but this war may just be getting started! These women are face to face – eye to
eye…AND NOW BLOW TO BLOW! DD:
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! VJ:
TINA AND SHYANNE GOING AT IT AGAIN!!! GOING AT IT TOOTH AND NAIL— DD:
LOOK AT PANDY!!!! VJ:
OH PANDORA’S BACK!!! Flooring Shy from
behind! And now look at Tina here…Tina
and Pandora trading blows! We’ve
officials out from the back— DD:
This is crazy, Johnson…LOOK OUT! VJ:
Pandora raking the eyes of Tina…watch Shyanne…WITH THE TITLE BELT— DD:
NO! VJ: OH! SHE JUST BLASTED PANDORA RIGHT IN THE FACE
WITH THAT WOMEN’S TITLE BELT!!! PANDORA IS DOWN!!! THE WOMEN’S CHAMP IS DOWN
AS SHYANNE…eying Tina… DD:
Hey wait…WAIT A MINUTE!!!! VJ:
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! SHE JUST RAN THROUGH TINA WITH THE TITLE BELT AS WELL!!!! BOTH PANDORA AND TINA HAVE BEEN LAID OUT BY
SHYANNE!!!! DD:
Can you believe this?!?!? (Mixed reaction from the crowd
as Shyanne lifts the title belt into the air and “Party Up” hits the PA
system again. She ignores the
admonitions of the ringside officials as she drapes the belt across the torso
of the fallen Pandora, then hops to the outside and starts up the ramp.) DD:
Can you believe what we’ve just seen Vince?!
Now not even you can speculate about that! There’s no doubt about what we just saw there!
VJ:
Shyanne intentionally striking Tina with the Women’s Title belt! Tina has been laid out, along with the
Women’s Champion and…oh man, what a volatile situation this has just turned
into!!! What’s gonna
happen next between Tina and Shyanne?!??! (Officials are hovering over
Tina and Pandora in the ring as they start to stir after the belt shots. Suddenly, “Friday Night” begins to play as
the graphic for J-Dogg and Ice Cube appears on
screen.) VJ:
What a night this has started off to be, and there’s still much more to
come. Later tonight, the continuation
of a storied rivalry – “J-Dogg” Johnny Gunn doing
battle with his rival and now the newest member of the Enterprise, Ice
Cube! What a bout
that should be! But up next… (Cameras cut backstage, showing
CM Punk and Dawn Marie walking to ringside.
The crowd boos inside the arena as their images appear on the Tron) VJ:
The Intercontinental Title will be up for grabs. It’s CM Punk vs. Spanky! Don’t go away ladies and gentlemen! ***Commercial*** And now, EWR 4.0 Presents the UWA
DOUBLE PLAY! IHG 11/9/04: Light Heavyweight Title: Lance
Silva (c) vs. Kid Kash RS: Taylor’s summoned the troops
and now we’ve got the Young WunZ battling Taylor’s
men on the outside…watch Kash here… Crowd: OOOOH!!!!! RS: KID KASH…SPRINGBOARD
SOMERSAULT SENTON…HE JUST WIPED ‘EM ALL OUT!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY KID KASH!!! *** RS: SIMON JUST ATTACKED LANCE
SILVA!!!! The ref has called for the
bell— Announcer: Here is your winner, as a result of disqualification…and
Still UWA Light Heavyweight Champion, LANCE…SILVA!!!!! RS: The Young WunZ have cost Kash the match and the title! Non-Title: CM Punk vs. Spanky RS: Kid Kash
has come to ringside and pulled CM Punk off the cover! KT: What the heck is the meaning
of this?!?! RS: KASH JUST THREW THAT YOUNG
WUNZ SHIRT INTO THE FACE OF CM PUNK…SPANKY WITH THE SCHOOLBOY!!! KT: NO! RS: 1…2…3!!!!! SPANKY PINNED THE I-C
CHAMPION!!!!! (***LIVE ACTION*** We cut
back to the interview area, where we see Rosie Sanchez standing alongside
Tina, who’s pacing back and forth.) RS: Fans,
welcome back to the Slam! Rosie
Sanchez on the mic, and I’m standing here with Tina, who just prior to the
break was KO’d by Shyanne with the Women’s Title belt, to the shock of a lot
of us here! Tina, what are your thoughts about what just went down? Tina:
My thoughts?! (giggles) Rosie, you don’t wanna hear
my thoughts right now, because if I spoke about the things I wanna do right now, we’d probably be thrown off the air,
and we wouldn’t want that would we?
(Rosie shakes her head) That’s right.
Make no mistake about it, Shy, I’ve never liked you! You were always an annoying little bitch –
a bitch with a habit of sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong! Now when you stuck your nose in my match
last month and cost me the Women’s Title, Shy, you pissed me off, but it
wasn’t personal. But after what you
did to me out there, Shy, cheap shotting me with
that title belt…now it’s personal, and we can officially add your name right
alongside Pandora’s at the top of the list of bitches here in the UWA that
I’m gonna put to sleep! It’s personal between me and Shyanne, and
you can bet your ass it’s personal between me and Pandora! Both these bitches have got hell to pay,
and here’s how I’m gonna make
it happen, Rosie! I’m laying out the
challenge right here right now…3-Way Match…Pandora…Shyanne…and THE BADDEST
CHICK in this industry! The Women’s
Title on the line at Overkill! (crowd
pops) Let’s step in the ring and
settle this once and for all! The challenge has been laid out,
let’s see if you girls have the guts to accept! (Tina walks out of camera view,
leaving Rosie alone with the mic.
Suddenly, we cut back to another area of the locker room where we see
an unidentifiable wrestler covered in blood with a locker shoved on top of
him. Commissioner Laurer
enters the picture.) Joanie:
(checking on the fallen wrestler) WHAT THE HELL?! Referee
Jim Molineux: It’s T Money! He did it
again! Referee
Jim Jonathan: HE’S GONE CRAZY, THAT GUY! Joanie:
Where is he now?! Referee
Jim Jonathan: I dunno! Joanie:
Look…call security!
He’s outta control! I want
somebody to find T Money, wherever he is, and get him outta here! I want him thrown out of the building NOW!
Got that?! Referee
Jim Jonathan: Yes ma’am! Joanie:
FIND HIM NOW! (The referees sprint off in the
opposite direction as Joanie and some officials continue looking after the
fallen wrestler. The cameras then cut
out to ringside for the next match.) I-C Title: CM Punk (c)
vs Spanky (Spanky’s
music hits the PA system and the crowd cheers wildly as he dances out onto
the stage with his hands held high. He
has a huge smile on his face as he sprints down the ramp and slides under the
bottom rope into the ring.) Announcer: This contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the
UWA Intercontinental Championship!
Introducing first, from Olympia, WA, weighing in at 185
pounds…SPANKY!!!! VJ:
There he is: Spanky! Fresh off of a non-title win over Punk this
past Tuesday on Gear! DD:
Oh don’t you start that, Johnson! You
saw what happened – that damn Kid Kash came out
there and cost Punk that match. That
was nothing but a fluke! VJ:
Perhaps, but in the record books it goes down as a win for Spanky, hence our title match
here tonight! CM Punk vs. Spanky! We now
await the Champion! (Spanky’s
music dies down and the arena goes pitch black. The booming drums of AFI’s “Miseria Cantare (The
Beginning)” hit the PA system as the Young WunZ
logo appears on the Universaltron in red
graffito-styled writing. We then focus on the entrance, where white
spotlights kicking in and out to the beat of the song’s drums. And the crowd boos wildly as Dawn Marie
struts out from the locker room followed by CM Punk, who – clad in a black
“Young WunZ” hoody, his yellow and black shorts
with the I-C Title Belt strapped around his waist – takes a knee upon
reaching the edge of the stage.) Announcer: His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by DAWN MARIE,
hailing from Chicago, IL, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the leader of the
Young WunZ, and the reigning UWA Intercontinental
Champion: C…M…PUNK!!!!! (Punk crosses his arms in an “X”
formation as he rises to his feet, Dawn Marie patting him on the shoulder as
he starts down the ramp to ringside.) VJ:
There he is! The reigning I-C Champ,
CM Punk, who I can imagine is not pleased after the events of this past Tuesday!
DD:
Oh you’re damn right he’s not pleased!
I mean, imagine the audacity of this dumb ass Kid Kash! I mean…Punk tried to help him out! Punk even offered him a spot in the Young WunZ, only for this idiot to turn and try to bite the
hand the fed him! I mean what the hell
is that? VJ:
Well, Kash perhaps not wanting
CM Punk’s help! It didn’t seem to do
him much good against Lance Silva on Tuesday night! Kash and the
Young WunZ…just so much history between these two
men…two men that, regardless of Kash’s decision,
will be forced to share a corner in a little more than a week’s time at
Overkill! They’ll meet the Hurricane
and – assuming he’s in any condition to compete after what we saw earlier
tonight – Nova! DD:
Yeah, and speaking of that situation, what about Joanie sicking
the fuzz on T Money?! The Universal Champion?! VJ:
Please! T Money’s been out of control
here tonight! This whole night has
been eventful so far, as we get set for the start of this one. (Now in the ring, Punk removes
his jacket and raises the I-C Title with his right hand. He then hands it over to referee John
Finnegan, who shows it off to the world before handing it to a ringside
attendant and calling for the bell.) Ding Ding
Ding!!! VJ:
There’s the bell and we’re now underway.
Intercontinental Title on the line!
As these two men square off!!! CM Punk and Spanky…collar-and-elbow
tie up in the center of the ring! Punk
and Spanky jockeying for position…Punk comes away
with the headlock! Side headlock
takeover puts Spanky on the mat! Spanky with the headscissors! And a kick out by CM Punk! Both men to their feet – and there’s
another takedown by Punk! Spanky now with another headscissors…and
another kickout by Punk! One more time Punk with the headlock! Spanky taken over
to the canvas…this time trying for the headscissors,
but it’s blocked by CM Punk! Punk:
I GOT YOU NOW!!!! I GOT YOU NOW!!! DD:
WHOA! VJ:
Oh Spanky…nice escape into the hammerlock! And now look at Spanky! Slapping the head of CM Punk! DD:
This idiot! He cannot do that to the
I-C Champ! VJ: Spanky embarrassing CM Punk! And look at the look on Punk’s face! Punk charges in –AND GETS TAKEN OVER WITH
AN ARMDRAG! Punk’s
back up –AND GETS TAKEN OVER BY ANOTHER!!!
Spanky now with the arm of Punk and now— DD:
Not again! C’mon, Vince! VJ: Spanky paintbrushing Punk
again! DD:
This is blatant disrespect for the I-C Champ!
This idiot needs to be shot!!! VJ:
Things not going Punk’s way here to start things off, as Dawn Marie looks on
from the floor! CM Punk now…oh! Nice escape! Going through the legs of Spanky for the takedown!
CM Punk now…with the leg of Spanky…NOW
STOMPING DOWN ON THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF SPANKY!!! CM Punk…now with the leg
once again…SLAMMING SPANKY’S KNEE CAP RIGHT INTO THE MAT!!! DD:
Yeah! You don’t slap CM Punk and get
away with it, Johnson! Punk’s gonna make this chump pay! VJ:
Punk bringing Spanky back to his feet here! Punk’s got him hooked here…looking for the shinbreaker—NO!!!!
SPANKY GOES UP AND OVER WITH THE SUNSET FLIP! DD:
Hold on, Punk! Hold on…AHHHH! VJ:
PUNK UNABLE TO KEEP HIS BALANCE!!!
Shoulders are down here…1…2…3!!!! Punk…DID HE GET HIM?!?!! DD:
No you idiot! It was a 2! VJ:
Punk himself not even sure! Punk checking with the referee…the ref saying it was
a 2—WATCH SPANKY!!! DD:
C’MON!!! VJ:
Schoolboy by Spanky…1…2…NO!!!! Punk kicks out again! That the same way he was beat on Tuesday
night! That’s twice Punk was nearly
beaten, as now he takes two hard shots to the chest by Spanky! Irish whip by Spanky…Punk
off the ropes – AND GETS NAILED WITH THE LEG LARIAT FROM SPANKY!!!! Punk back to his feet here…Spanky with another Irish whip in…Punk off the ropes –
RIGHT INTO THE DROPKICK!!!! Punk
nailed right on the jaw by Spanky! DD:
Oh Vince, I don’t like this! VJ: I
assure you Punk’s not liking it either. Spanky now with
the Champion…Spanky’s got him hooked! DD:
Oh no! Not this! VJ: Spanky’s looking for the Sliced Bread #2! He’s gonna try
and end it here! Spanky
with Punk— DD:
Do something Punk—YES!!! VJ:
Oh! Spanky
sent sternum first into the buckle!
Punk now wraps him up in the sleeper!!! Punk’s got it cinched in deep on Spanky as Spanky now…trying to
fight this thing. Spanky…Punk
trying to hold onto the sleeper – BUT LOOK AT SPANKY!!!! NICE LEVERAGE MOVE
SENDS PUNK RIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES!!! AND RIGHT AT THE FEET OF DAWN MARIE! DD:
Oh…poor Dawn! Poor Punk! VJ:
CM Punk is livid on the outside! Dawn
Marie trying to keep him ca— DD:
LOOK OUT!!!! VJ:
OH MY GOODNESS!!!! SPANKY WITH A
SOMERSAULT SENTON JUST WIPED OUT CM PUNK ON THE OUTSIDE! DD:
That idiot almost hit Dawn Marie! Did
you see that?! VJ: Spanky with Punk now…sending him back into the ring! Spanky now to the
apron…CM Punk is down…and there’s a slingshot into a splash by Spanky!!! Spanky now with the cover…1…2…HEY WAIT JUST A
MINUTE!!! Dawn Marie just put Punk’s
foot on the bottom rope!!! Dawn Marie— DD:
Oh! Oh thank you, Dawn! VJ:
Dawn Marie may have just cost Spanky the title
there, and Spanky is not happy about that! Spanky… DD:
Leave her alone, skankhole! VJ: Spanky to the outside…stalking Dawn Marie, who gets outta
dodge! Spanky
letting his emotions get the better of him here! DD:
For once your dumb ass is right! He
needs to keep his mind on his opponent!
Keep his mind on the champion! VJ:
Well that’s exactly what he appears to be doing here! Spanky now
ascending the turnbuckles! Spanky perhaps looking to fly on CM Punk… DD:
C’mon Punk…OH YES! VJ:
Oh! Punk just managed to cut Spanky off at the pass there! Punk causing Spanky
to straddle the top rope! DD:
Yeah how bout that?! I know one thing this idiot won’t be
spanking tonight! Eh, Johnson? VJ:
That’s disgusting! CM Punk
now…climbing the ropes with Spanky! Perhaps looking for a Pepsi Plunge, as Dawn
Marie looks on from the outside! DD:
And she likes what she sees! We’re gonna see the end here—OH! VJ:
Oh! Spanky
blocks the rana!
Spanky able to block that huracanrana from the top!
CM Punk hit hard! And look at Spanky
now! Spanky
still on top— DD: Watch
it Punk! Watch—OH! VJ:
OH NO!!! Dawn Marie again! DD:
HAHA! I love it, Vince! How can you not love her?! VJ:
What a no good, lousy…that’s twice Dawn Marie may have cost Spanky here! Twice
she may have saved CM Punk’s ass! DD:
Please, Johnson! After the stunt this skankhole pulled on Gear, all Punk’s doing is evening the
odds! And paybacks are hell! Oh Spanky… VJ: Spanky trying to gather himself on the canvas there, as
there you see the champion doing the same!
CM Punk…staring daggers at the body of Spanky! Spanky now…to his
feet—OH! Look at Punk pounce! Punk all over Spanky
from behind…like a shark on a piece of raw meat here! DD:
HAHA! Damn right Johnson! It’s sink or swim,
and this idiot Spanky damn sure ain’t
floating against CM Punk! VJ:
Snap suplex by Punk! Cover…only a count of 2 by the
Champion! Punk now…quickly following
up from behind on Spanky…and now with the crossfaces…CM Punk with vicious crossfaces
to the challenger here…he follows up with a dropkick! And did he ever connect to the back of the
head of Spanky?! Punk with
another cover here…count of 2…again Spanky
kicks out! Spanky
refusing to be put away, as Punk cinches up on a seated abdominal stretch
here! Punk now stretching out the
abdominal region of Spanky! This capacity crowd here in Hershey is
watching on intently! On a night where
we’ll see “J-Dogg” Johnny Gunn battle Ice
Cube! Where we’ll also see the Women’s
Tag Titles up for grabs! Not to
mention Lightning vs. Lance Silva – a match made at the top of the show here
tonight! Will this be the night we
also see a new I-C Champion crowned? DD:
Keep dreaming Johnson! This idiot is
nowhere near CM Punk’s league! VJ:
Well this capacity crowd is trying to will him on
as Spanky…using the knees to combat this hold! Spanky trying to
knee his way out of it, but look at Punk fire right back! Those big right hands right into the
midsection of the challenger, and now Punk breaks the hold! CM Punk bringing Spanky
back to his feet here…Irish whip—no…short arms right into the boot to the
midsection! CM Punk…hooks him up
and…OH MY GOODNESS! DD:
WELCOME TO CHICAGO!!!! VJ:
Welcome to Chicago is right! Spanky dropped backfirst across
the knee of CM Punk! Punk’s got the cover…hook of the leg and—NO! Spanky kicked out
again! Spanky
kicked out again! How does he do it? DD: I
dunno, but I think maybe we need to take a look at
his urine sample and find out! VJ: Spanky managing to survive Welcome to Chicago, but he is
still in the clutches of CM Punk! Punk
with a modified surfboard applied to the challenger here! The look on Spanky’s
face says it all, Dave! DD:
And I think his lips are saying more than that! This idiot is not in the league of CM
Punk! It’s an embarrassment for him to
even be in this match! VJ:
He won this opportunity by beating CM Punk this past week on Gear! DD: I
already told ya that was a FLUKE! VJ: A
fluke that could possibly repeat itself here tonight if Spanky
has anything to say about it! DD:
Yeah, well the only thing that idiot’s saying now is “I quit”! I heard him say it! VJ:
He did not! DD:
Ring the bell ref! VJ:
John Finnegan right there as this capacity crowd rallies behind Spanky! Spanky has fought his way back to his feet here…now
attempting to turn this thing around on the Straight Edge I-C Champ! DD:
Hold on, Punk! Hold on! VJ:
Punk trying to hold on, but it may be nothing doing! Spanky fighting
with all his might as this crowd wills him on…Spanky… DD:
Hold on, Punk! Hold—NO! VJ:
SPANKY TURNS IT AROUND! What
determination by Spanky—OH! Punk turns it right back! CM Punk—OH!!!! Mule kick to the gut by Spanky
breaks the hold! CM Punk is down! He
got the wind knocked right out of him, Dave! DD:
Oh, I don’t like this! C’mon, Punk! VJ: Punk
trying to get his wits about him as Spanky…to his
feet…OH! He connects with a right
hand! Another! Irish whip—reversed by
Punk! Spanky
coming off—OOH! Right into the elbow
from Punk! CM Punk now…with Spanky hook…PEPSI TWIST
CONNECTS!!! Spanky
just laid out with the Pepsi Twist, and listen to
this crowd! They are not appreciative
of CM Punk, who right now is solidly in control! DD:
That’s because these idiots don’t know talent when they see it, Johnson! They should be down on their hands and knees
licking the jam from between this man’s toes! VJ:
Yuck! CM Punk…nonetheless standing
tall! Spanky
is flat on his back! And listen to
Punk talk trash! Punk could probably pin him if he wanted to right here Dave!
DD:
Yeah, but this idiot’s been running around town telling his friends, his
friend’s friends, anybody who could stand listening to him that he’s better
than CM Punk! Well Punk’s just moments
away from proving this idiot wrong!
C’mon, Punk! Finish him! VJ: I
think he’s gonna do just that! Spanky still down
from the Pepsi Twist and now we’ve got Punk scaling the turnbuckles! The leader of the Young WunZ
fixing to fly, and if he connects on this… DD:
It’ll be all over but the crying! VJ:
CM Punk…now on the top rope…Spanky… DD:
Here we go… VJ: Spanky—OH MY GOODNESS!!! HE MOVED!!! DD:
What?!?! VJ: Spanky able to move outta the way of the moonsault, and CM Punk got nothing but canvas! DD:
Damn it, Johnson! C’mon, Punk!!!! VJ:
Punk just knocked the wind outta himself, as we’ve now got Dawn Marie trying
to will him back into this thing! Punk to his feet here…Spanky
up as well… DD:
Get him Punk—NO! VJ:
Punk eats a right hand! Spanky…able to block one from Punk and connect with
another! He ducks under the right hand
from Punk…Spanky out of the ropes—CONNECTS WITH THE
FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!! Punk to his
feet again—AND GETS NAILED WITH A DROPKICK!!!! The tide shifting back in Spanky’s corner, and listen to this crowd, Dave! Listen to this crowd! DD: I
hear em! The
worthless alcoholics! VJ: Spanky follows Punk into the buckle with a forearm to the
jaw! There’s an Irish whip…reversal by
Punk sends Spanky into the buckle! Punk charges in— DD:
Whoa! VJ:
What a move by Spanky! Quickly slipping out to the apron as Punk
collides with the turnbuckle! Punk is dazed here…and watch Spanky…from
the apron…Spanky with the springboard—OH!!!! Right into the powerslam
from CM Punk!!! Cover…the leg is hooked… DD:
He got him— VJ:
NO! Spanky
able to kick out after two! Spanky able to kick
out…look at the frustration on the face of CM Punk! DD:
That’s because that was a 3! This
idiot Finnegan’s probably been dipping into my weed again! VJ:
Will you stop?! CM Punk questioning
the ref about the count…as he heads out to the apron now! Spanky…trying to
clear the cobwebs…watch Punk here…with a springboard of his own— DD:
Oh no! VJ:
RIGHT INTO THE DROPKICK FROM SPANKY!!!
Spanky caught Punk right in the gut! Punk in a world of hurt, as Spanky now— Spanky: AHHHHH!!! *WHAM* DD:
Oh no! VJ: WHAT
A KICK!!!! He just took Punk’s head off!
That’s gotta be it! It’s gotta
be…2…3—NO!!! CM Punk! DD:
Oh…oh my god, Vince! Quit trying to
count out CM Punk! VJ:
Punk somehow still in this thing after that tremendous kick from Spanky! We were
just milaseconds away from a new Champion
there! As now Spanky
has Punk again! Facelock
applied…Sliced Bread coming up—BUT NO!
Punk able to counter into the armbar! Punk…trying to
drive him down with that Fujiwara…nice roll through by Spanky! Double leg takedown…into a jackknife
cradle…1…2…NO! Punk reverses into a pinning combination of his own…1…2…No! Spanky back on
top now…1…tw— DD:
Look at Punk! VJ:
What strength by CM Punk here! Punk
able to bridge back to his feet here! CM Punk! DD:
What about that conditioning, Vince?!
That’s what straight edge’ll do for ya! VJ:
Punk trying to work him over into the backslide! Spanky…struggling
against this thing—and he breaks free…OH!
Neckbreaker right across the knee! CM Punk just nailed there and watch Spanky…Spanky’s got him hooked
again…Sliced Bread— DD:
Look out, Punk…YES! VJ:
Punk…once again able to crotch Spanky on the top
rope! CM Punk thinking quickly… DD:
And that’s why he’s the I-C Champ!
He’s got brains, Vince! He’s
got brains! VJ:
Punk now…hammering away from behind with those huge right hands! Perhaps getting set for a belly to back superplex…yes!
That appears to be the case here…Punk headed up with Spanky… DD:
He hits this, and it’s over! VJ: Spanky…perhaps sensing that, is trying to fight this
thing here! Spanky…those
elbows…sticking them right into the face of CM Punk—AND PUNK GOES
DOWN!!!! DD:
No! VJ:
Punk goes down hard! DD:
Oh my god, Punk! C’mon! You cannot
lose this match! You cannot lose this
title! VJ: Spanky hopping back to the apron now…here comes Punk –
and he catches a shoulder to the gut for his troubles! There’s another! Sunset flip once again…Punk trying to hold
his balance! Punk…able to counter this
time! Into a pinning
combination—HEY!!! PUNK GRASPING THE
HAND OF DAWN MARIE…TRYING TO GET LEVERAGE—BUT THE REF SAW IT! DD:
Huh?! VJ:
The ref— DD:
OH!!! YOU IDIOT!!! VJ:
Kicking away the hand of Dawn Marie! Spanky takes him over… DD:
No way! VJ:
1…2…THR—OH MY!!! Punk kicked out! Punk somehow… DD: I
can’t believe this idiot had the nerve to kick Dawn Marie! You don’t kick Dawn Marie and get away with
it! VJ: Spanky misses with the clothesline…Punk off the rope—AND
HE NAILS THE YAKUZA KICK!!! Spanky caught it on the jaw, and he just got pitched
headfirst into the buckle! CM Punk… DD:
He’s pissed off now! VJ: I
think you’re right! Punk now to the
apron…now climbing the ropes with Spanky! Punk headed to the top… DD:
He’s going for the Plunge! VJ: I
think you’re right! Punk on top with Spanky…trying to get him hooked! Spanky trying his
damndest to fight this thing…but look at Punk
hammering away! CM Punk—OH! Slamming Spanky’s
head right into that turnbuckle bolt!
Punk now…with the arms of Spanky hooked
here! CM Punk… DD:
Here it is! VJ:
PEPSI PLUNGE!!!!! CM PUNK JUST DROVE SPANKY DOWN IN THE PEPSI PLUNGE!!!
COVER…1…2…3!!!! Forget about it! Ding Ding
Ding!!!! **Cue “Miseria Cantare”
Announcer: Here is your winner, and
still UWA Intercontinental Champion…C…M…PUNK!!!! VJ:
CM Punk with the Pepsi Plunge is able to get it done! Punk still the I-C Champion, folks! DD:
And what about that, Johnson?! Whaddya gotta say about that?! VJ:
Impressive victory on the part of CM Punk! DD:
Damn right it was impressive! And
unlike this damn Spanky, he got it done on his
own! No help…none of the Young WunZ needed to get involved! VJ:
Wait a minute here! Speaking of the
Young WunZ, here come Simon and Swinger! Orlando Jordan! The Young WunZ on
their way out to the ring here! DD:
Why of course they are Johnson! It’s
celebration time! VJ:
Oh yeah right…celebration my ass! The
Young WunZ hitting the ring, and now they’re
attacking Spanky!
CM Punk directing traffic as the Young WunZ
put the boots to Spanky! What the hell is this all
about?! DD:
Well obviously Punk feels this idiot didn’t get taught enough of a lesson for
the other night! VJ:
CM Punk just sitting back laughing as his henchmen destroy Spanky…WAIT A MINUTE!!! IT’S KID
KASH!!! DD:
Huh?!?!? VJ:
Kid Kash out to ringside with a chair…and look at
the Young WunZ scatter! CM Punk gathering the troops as the Young WunZ hightail it outta the ring!!! Kid Kash…coming
to the aid of Spanky here… DD:
But look at Punk on the floor! Punk’s
trying to hold back the Young WunZ! VJ:
CM Punk…that indeed appears to be what he’s doing! What’s going on here? (Punk has the I-C Title belt
draped over his shoulder as he barks at the Young WunZ
to “leave this to me”! He then turns
to Kash with a smile. Kash is gripping
the steel chair in his hands as he stands over the fallen Spanky. On the floor, CM Punk has a mic.) Punk:
Hey everybody…let’s hear it for Kid Kash! (The crowd cheers loudly in the
background, as chants of “Kid Kash” fill the
arena. Punk just smiles.) Punk:
Ya like the sound of that, Kid? Your name being on
the lips of these people, Kid? The
sound of your name rumbling throughout this building? Does that make you feel good, Kid?! (chuckles) Yeah, I bet it does! Enjoy the adulation of these people,
Kid! Keep on putting your body on the
line for them! Keep coming out here
week after week, risking life and limb for them! And where will that get you, Kid?! When you’re 50 years old and no longer a
Notorious K-I-D, but nothing more than a broken down, decrepit man, unable to
walk, unable to move about freely, and now forced to
depend on drugs and medication to be able to make it through the day…will it
all be worth it?! Will it all be worth
it, Kid? (The crowd boos in the
background as Kash slowly lowers the chair. Punk
tries to climb upon the ring apron, but pauses when Kash
guardedly raises the chair again.) Punk:
Kid please…I’m not here to fight you!
Two weeks ago I came out here and I told the world that I respect
you! I told the world that I’m
impressed by you after the wars we’ve had in the past, and that it’ll be an
honor for me to be your partner at Overkill!
Kid, I am a man of honor, so you know those words were true! (crowd boos) And seeing that I don’t lie,
you should know it’s true when I tell you that these people are leading you
down a road to ruin! They’re leading
you down a path to destruction, from which only CM Punk and the Young WunZ can provide you salvation! Remember Kid…the roar from the crowd at
Showtime when you pinned me at Showtime to win the Light Heavyweight
Title! Remember all that love, all
that support you had from these fans!
And when you got injured two months later and had to cough up the
title, Kid…where were they then?!?!?! What did the love get you?! Where did the cheers go?! (chuckles) I’ll tell ya
where they went! See while you were
wallowing in pain and suffering, these people didn’t care! Just like the leeches they are, they moved
on the next body to suck the blood! They moved on to their Novas! They moved
on to their Spankys! They moved on to their Hurricanes! And where does that leave Kid Kash?! (The crowd boos as Punk
cautiously enters the ring. The Young WunZ watch from the floor as he
approaches Kash. A wounded Spanky
is barely moving on the mat.) Punk:
Kid…I’m here to tell you that you’re better than that! That you’re better than Nova! That you’re
better than the Hurricane! That you’re
better than Spanky!
That you’re better than each and every last one of these leeches in
this crowd tonight! (crowd boos) But
we’ve already been through this, right?
We’ve talked this over! I
offered you salvation with my Young WunZ and what
did I get? Well...I get you costing me
a match Tuesday night on Gear! (Crowd
pops) Yeah…but that’s alright! Kash, I know that these people’s cheers a like a
drug! They’re an addiction that
stronger than nicotine! Almost as bad
as crack cocaine! It’s an addiction
that can be tough to break, but I’m gonna give you
the opportunity to do that right now!
Kid…(steps closer to Kash)
I’m looking in your eyes right now, and I know you see the truth in what I’m
saying right now! I can bring you
salvation! We can break the addiction
right now! (looks down at Spanky) But it’s your choice, Kid! You’ve got that steel chair in your hands
right now, Kid! And I can’t choose
your path for you! If you wanna continue on that road to ruin, if you wanna continue living off the cheers and support of these
leeches in the crowd, well you go right ahead and do it! And in that case, I want you to give these
people what they want – take that steel chair and wrap it right around my
head! (crowd pops) That’s if you
choose the people! But if you can see
the truth in what I’m saying Kid – and I know you do...then you can break the
addiction right now by using that chair…TO DESTROY SPANKY!!!! (crowd boos)
The ball’s in your court, Kid! The
choice is yours! (Punk drops the mic and stands
with his arms outstretched while Kash continues
gripping the chair. Spanky is now starting to stir on the mat.) VJ:
Wait a minute here…CM Punk has just given Kash a
choice…’attack me or Spanky’…what the hell’s the
meaning of this? DD:
We just heard it, Johnson! Punk’s giving
this chump the chance of a lifetime! A
chance at salvation, if he’s smart enough to take it! VJ:
But what road will Kash take?! DD:
He’d better choose the Young WunZ! It’s not everyday
an offer like this comes along, Kash! VJ: Kash seemingly hesitant…he’s not buying into this crap
Punk’s spewing…is he?! DD:
He’d better! Punk is a man of
honor! He speaks truth! And it looks like Kash
may have heard what he’s saying! Look
at this! VJ: Kash looking down at Spanky! Spanky starting
to come to…again, Kash looking hesitant! DD:
HIT HIM, you idiot! VJ:
Kid Kash…will he hit Spanky
with that chair…and now wait a minute!
Kash now eying down CM Punk! DD: I
tell ya Johnson, if brains are sunshine, this
idiot’s in a black hole! What is there
to choose?! VJ:
Kid Kash seemingly conflicted as…wait a second
now! He just nodded to CM Punk! Kid Kash…what
does that mean? Has Kash made his choice, as now he turns back to Spanky! Kash turning back to Spanky… DD:
Oh wait a minute! Here it comes,
Vince! VJ: Kash standing over Spanky
here…raising the chair… DD:
Yes! Yes! Yes— *WHAM* DD:
NOOOOO!!!!! VJ:
HE HIT PUNK!!!!! DD:
WHAT THE HELL???!?! VJ:
KID KASH HAS MADE HIS CHOICE BY TATOOING CM PUNK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!
BUT HERE COME THE YOUNG WUNZ!!! DD: Yes!!!
Get that little idiot! VJ: Kash trying to fight off Simon and Swinger! Jordan from behind—WHAT A CLUBBING
FOREARM!!! And now we’ve got a 3 on 1
assault on Kid Kash! Kash getting the
hell beat outta him— DD:
Watch Spanky— VJ:
OH! Simon catches him with a kick
right to the ribs! Simon and Swinger…going to work on Spanky
here! Simon and Swinger…they’ve got Spanky set up…THERE’S THE PROBLEM SOLVER!!!!! SPANKY JUST SPIKED WITH THE PROBLEM
SOLVER!!!! Spanky
just laid out!
As Jordan…continuing to go to work on Kid Kash! Kid Kash is down
as there you see Punk… DD:
He’s busted open, Johnson! That idiot
busted him wide open! He’s gonna pay for that! VJ:
Simon helping Punk back to his feet as Swinger and Jordan just continue to
pummel Kash!
The Young WunZ all over Kid Kash, as now they force him back up to his knees! The Young WunZ
with Kash…and look at CM Punk… (Punk wipes the blood from his
face with his hand, then looks down at his bloody
palm. He then glares over at Kash with a look of disappointment.) Punk:
It didn’t hafta be this way. VJ:
Punk saying it didn’t hafta be this way as…oh no! DD:
Oh yeah, Johnson! You know what time
it is now! VJ:
Punk with that steel chair in hand.
The Young WunZ are
holding down Kash!
Kash is helpless here as Punk takes that
chair… *WHAM* VJ:
OH!!!!! DD:
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!! VJ:
CM PUNK JUST TOOK KASH’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT SHOT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! (The crowd boos loudly as the
Young WunZ allow Kash’s limp body to fall to the mat. Punk drops the chair and raises the I-C
Title belt into the air as “Miseria Cantare” hits the PA system once again.) VJ:
Oh man! I can’t believe what we’ve
just witnessed here! Kid Kash not buying into rhetoric of CM Punk...Kash choosing to be his own man and turning down the
offer of the Young WunZ, only to be laid out right
in the middle of this ring! DD:
And it serves the bastard right, Johnson!
See unlike Punk, I always knew this skankhole
was nothing but trash! His career to me ain’t worth
a half pint of piss! But Punk sees
something in him, offers him a spot in the Young WunZ,
and this is the thanks he got?! He’s
lucky that’s all he got! VJ:
Well this thing sure isn’t over between Punk and Kid Kash! It’s not over by a long shot! (Officials are looking after Kash and Spanky as the Young WunZ exit the ring.
Suddenly, cameras cut backstage, and where we see security guards
searching the hallways.) VJ:
Oh wait a minute ladies and gentlemen!
There you see those security guards…we got word from Commissioner Laurer earlier tonight that they’re to find T Money and
remove him from the building! There
you see security in search of him!
What a volatile situation that is!
Ladies and gentlemen! Stay with
us! FNS continues when we return! ***Commercial*** (“Friday Night” is playing over
the PA system as we spot “J-Dogg” Johnny Gunn
warming up in the dressing room area.) VJ:
Fans, welcome back to FNS, and again, still to come here tonight: it’s that
man, “J-Dogg” Johnny Gunn going up against the
newest member of the Enterprise: Ice Cube!
Will J-Dogg be able to get his revenge
against Francine and Ice Cube? We’ll
find out…wait a minute? What’s going
on? (We quickly cut out to the
parking lot, where we see the security guards engaged in a struggle.) DD:
What the hell is this, Johnson? VJ:
It’s those security guards! Those
guards…I believe there’re the same ones that Commissioner Laurer
sent out to find T Money! We can’t
quite make out what’s going on in the parking lot…all kinds of commotion— (In the melee, the cameraman is
knocked over and the picture snows out.) VJ:
Wait a minute! We’ve lost our camera
out there! DD:
What was going on there, Vince? Did
they find T Money? Women's Tag Team
Titles: Black Diamond Vs T-n-A ***IF ONLY WE COULD
FLLLLLLYYYYYYY*** (Pink spotlights fill the arena
as “My Generation” by Limp Bizkit hits the PA
system. The crowd boos as “Deadly
Candy” Alyssa Sanders and Trinity strut out onto the
stage with their arms held high.) Announcer: This contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the
UWA Women’s Tag Team Championship!
Introducing first: here is the team of “Deadly Candy” Alyssa Sanders
and Trinity – T-n-A!!!!!! (The boos
continue as they continue down the ramp to ringside.) VJ:
T-n-A, the former Women’s Tag Team Champions facing the team they beat for
those belts back at Maximum Carnage in June, Black Diamond, which – of course
consists of Darkest Desires and Diamond.
Diamond, of course, the wife of Panther, the former Universal
Champion! And she has been in the eye
of controversy over the past week thanks to what went down on Tuesday with T
Money! (The FNS logo scrolls across the
screen, taking us back to Gear, where we see T Money in the ring backing
Diamond into a corner.) VJ:
This, again, was the scene Tuesday night on Gear: T Money, the newly crowned
Universal Champion, had the audacity to try and force himself on Diamond when
– THERE YOU SEE FROM THE CROWD! Panther,
who since September has been suspended from the UWA, hit the ring and tore
into Harlem Hellraiser! Panther standing up for his
wife, but in the process, he violated the stay away order put in place by
Commissioner Laurer at the start of his suspension,
and as a result, you see Panther being carried off by security! (The logo scrolls across the
screen again, taking us to the closing moments of the T Money/Rage match from
later that night) VJ: But
that wouldn’t be the last we’d see of Diamond on this night! Diamond, as we saw earlier, made her way
down to ringside during the closing stages of T Money’s non-title match with
Rage! Diamond breaking up a pinfall, and then...RIGHT THERE!!! Nailing T Money right in the head with the
Universal Title belt! Diamond sticking
it to T Money and getting some revenge for both she and her husband Panther! (The logo scrolls across the
screen again, now showing T-n-A in the ring warming up.) DD:
Listen to you, Johnson! I hear that
little snicker you get in your voice when you watch that footage! You think it’s so great to see this woman
stand up and stick it to the great T Money!
Do you realize what Diamond has done?!
Do you realize what she set off in T Money tonight?! The bodies T’s
left laying?! VJ:
But from what I understand…and this is unconfirmed, it seems that T Money may
have been subdued in the parking lot!
We’re trying to get a camera out there for sure so we can see exactly
what transpired there! But from the
looks of things, T Money may have been removed from the building. (“My Generation” dies out as
“Black Diamond” by KISS hits the PA system.
The arena goes pitch black, and purple spotlight flood the arena, and
the crowd goes wild as Diamond and Desires appear on stage – clad in long
black trenchcoats with the “Black Diamond” logo
made out in Diamond studs over the heart and on the back, wearing black
shades, and with the Women’s Tag Title Belts strapped around their waists.
Desires has a bullwhip in her right hand, and, after taking a moment to soak
up the crowd’s adulation, she walks to the edge of the stage and cracks the
whip— *BOOOOM* Sparks explode from the stage as
Black Diamond begin running down to the ring.) Announcer: Their opponents…the reigning UWA Women’s Tag Team
Champions: Diamond and Darkest Desires…BLACK…DIAMOOOONNND!!! (The crowd cheers once more upon
their introduction as the two women reach ringside. Diamond and Desires run to opposite sides
of the ring and climb the ropes.
Camera flashbulbs light up the arena as the women remove their
respective title belts and raise them high in the air. They hop down from the ropes and hand the
belts over to referee Stephanie Jenkins, and the lights return to normal as
Black Diamond begins removing their entrance gear. The music dies down and referee Jenkins
calls for the bell.) Ding Ding
Ding!!! VJ:
Here we go, folks! Women’s Tag Team
Titles on the line! There you see
Black Diamond, the first ever champions, and also the first team to hold
those belts on two occasions! Again,
facing former champions in T-n-A! Lots of history here, as
it looks like Desires is gonna start this
thing off with Trinity! These two
women circling here…and now they lock up in center of the ring! Collar and elbow tie up! Trinity now…comes away with the wrist of
Darkest Desires! Desires, the first
ever woman to hold the Women’s Title as well!
An accomplished wrestler if there ever was one, as we’re seeing right
there! Nice move! Bringing Trinity down with the drop toe
hold! Floats over
into the front facelock does Desires…nice
escape by Trinity, back into the wristlock!
Desires…nice roll through by Dark, and into a wristlock of her
own! Trinity sent over and on to her
back there by Desires! Now with a kip
up off the canvas! Trinity…nice cartwheel
there…now with the monkey flip! But
Desires landed on her feet! Desires… DD:
Wow! VJ:
This crowd is in awe of her as Trinity…back to her feet— DD:
Oh no! VJ:
Desires feinting that kick to send Trinity scrambling for cover! Trinity… DD:
She’s gotta watch it, Vince! She almost went back into Black Diamond’s
corner! VJ:
That’s exactly right, and I think she’s realized that! Trinity…seemingly a bit rattled as she
circles out to the center of the ring…AND SHE DIVES FOR THE ANKLE! Desires had it scouted! Desires now…La Majistral…1…2.. DD:
NO! VJ:
She kicked out! Desires…quickly back
to her feet and she nails Trinity with a kick to the chest! There’s a second one! Vicious kick combination by Desires! There’s an Irish whip to send her in! Desires…lowered the head, but Trinity had
it scouted! There’s an Irish whip of her own to send Desires in…Trinity with
a leap frog! Desires…from the other
side—Desires had the monkey flip scouted! Desires able to cartwheel away—AND
SCORE WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE!!!
Cover by Desires…1…2… DD:
Alyssa—NO!!! VJ:
Oh my goodness! Alyssa tried to break
up the fall, but she caught her own partner! DD:
Alyssa—how could you…OH! VJ:
Desires now laying into Alyssa with kicks here! Desires now with a handful of hair…she just
sent Alyssa to the outside! Right over
here by us, Dave! And listen to this
crowd! Darkest Desires is cooking here in the early going! DD:
Yeah, and it smells like a damn fish fry out here! VJ:
Stop! Desires winding up on the arm of
Trinity, and now she’s asking this crowd…asking the crowd if they wanna see Diamond! DD:
I’d love to see her get her head taken off! VJ:
Oh would you stop?! Desires dragging
Trinity to the buckle, and the tag is made!
Here comes Diamond! Diamond is
now the legal woman in this match! DD:
Yeah so get Dark outta there! What is this?! VJ:
Oh! Black Diamond using Trinity’s own arms
to strait jacket and just drive her into the buckle! Diamond now…flashing that diamond symbol to
the crowd! DD:
Idiot! She’d better stay on her,
Johnson! VJ:
Oh! And she is on her! Diamond hammering away with fierce
clotheslines and forearms to Trinity in the buckle! Diamond, more of the
powerhouse for her team! Now with
Trinity…dragging her out to the center of the ring…where she connects with
the forearm to the back! She follows
up with a headbutt, as now Trinity… DD:
She’s out of it, Vince! VJ:
Trinity throwing wildly at the air!
She may not even know where she is after that one as Diamond…OH! Dodges the roundhouse…AND CONNECTS WITH THE
BIG BOOT TO TRINITY!!! Trinity just
mowed down with that big boot from Diamond! DD:
Get that smile off your face, Diamond!
I hate her so much! VJ:
And the feeling’s mutual, I assure you, Dave!
Diamond with Trinity here…scooped up her shoulder…running powerslam coming up…YES!!!! Trinity just planted! Cover…1…2…NO! Trinity somehow able to kick out of that
one! Diamond now…she’s got her
again…scoop up and a SLAM on Trinity!
Trinity…the look of pain on her face after that slam, as now Diamond
makes the tag here! Darkest Desires is
legal… DD:
What are they doing now?! VJ:
Diamond with Desires hooked from the apron…Trinity is down and…OH MY
GOODNESS! DD:
What in the world… VJ:
Diamond just suplexed her partner from the apron
and right down across the torso of Trinity!
Trinity quivering in pain!
Desires…tries to force her down for the cover but not even a 1 count,
as Desires hammers down upon Trinity here!
Alyssa Sanders looking on! DD:
Vince, this is absolutely unfair to Alyssa and Trinity! This no good
Stephanie Jenkins is letting Black Diamond break every rule in the book! VJ:
How do you figure that? DD:
She is! Look at the double
teaming! The closed fists! This is not fair! Look out! VJ:
Oh! Desires with Trinity on her feet
and just blasted her with a hard kick to the sternum! Trinity backed into the ropes…THERE’S
ANOTHER ONE! And boy did she ever
connect with that one! Irish
whip—reversed by Trinity..Desires
off the ropes – she goes through the legs with a baseball slide! Trinity off the ropes— DD:
That’s a blind tag! VJ:
And I think Dark saw it! Trinity with
a baseball slide of her own as now Desires moves in on Alyssa—OH!!! And gets snapped right off the top rope for
her troubles!!! Trinity—FOLLOWS UP
WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!!! And
listen to this crowd!!!! DD:
These idiots! That was beautiful!
Beautiful teamwork by T-n-A! VJ: It
was smart indeed, as referee Jenkins gets Trinity out of the ring! Desires got absolutely blasted by that superkick, and now look at Alyssa.. DD:
HAHA! The love of my life, Johnson! VJ:
Deadly Candy towering over Desires, and now look at her stomping away! Alyssa now…to the canvas…just strangling
the fallen Desires! C’mon ref! DD:
(mocking) C’mon ref! VJ:
Deadly Candy choking the life outta Desires there…now firing off right hands!
Hard right hands to the head of the former Women’s Champion! Alyssa…all over Desires here! Bringing her back to her feet—OH! Hard
forearm right to the face by Alyssa! A
second sends Desires into the ropes!
There’s an Irish whip, reversed by Desires…Alyssa coming off—SCORES
WITH THE HEADSCISSORS!!! DD:
HAHA!!! VJ:
Desires just sent flying by the 5 ft. 100-pounder! DD:
And what about that athleticism, Vince?! Huh?! VJ:
Alyssa an accomplished athlete if there ever was one! And we may be getting set to see a little
more! Alyssa knocking Desires into the ropes again! Alyssa…with another Irish whip…Desires
coming off—OH!!!! ALYSSA WENT UP FOR
THE FRANKENSTEINER…GOT DRIVEN DOWN WITH THE SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!! THERE’S 1…2…NO! Kickout by
Alyssa! DD:
Oh! Alyssa, don’t scare me like
that! VJ: Great
heads up move by Desires to turn this thing back around! Desires now…she’s got control of the wrist
of Deadly Candy! Desires now—OH! Vicious kicks to the chest of Deadly
Candy…winds up on the arm—AND DROPS WITH A CRESENT KICK!!! Caught her right on the jaw there…Alyssa
trying to clear the cobwebs as Dark has her again…quick tag made out to
Diamond! And now what’s this?! DD:
Something illegal no doubt! VJ:
Desires with Alyssa hooked up now…oh my goodness! Gory Special applied by Dark! DD:
C’mon ref, get her outta there! She’s
not legal! VJ:
The referee’s trying to get Dark out of the ring as Diamond…Alyssa being
stretched here by Desires…watch Diamond here— VJ
and DD: OH MY GOD!!!! (The crowd pops BIG in the
background. Slight chants of “Holy
Shit” can be heard throughout the arena) DD:
What the hell was that?! VJ:
Diamond just drove Deadly Candy down chest first onto her knees! Alyssa
driven right down from that Gory Special— DD:
They may have just killed her! VJ:
What an unbelievable tandem move as Diamond…Trinity just entered the ring—and
runs right into a drop toe-hold from Diamond!
Trinity is down— DD:
Watch Dark— VJ:
OH!!! Desires! Somersault legdrop
to the back of the head of the fallen Trinity! Again, great teamwork by the champs! As Desires, with Trinity on her feet
now…Desires… Trinity sent
flying to the outside!
And now watch Alyssa…slowly staggering to her feet! DD:
Oh my gosh, watch it, Alyssa! Watch it! VJ:
Diamond measuring Alyssa…maybe looking for the Diamond Cut—NO!!! Alyssa able to roll to the outside!!! Unbelievable action so
far in this one, as the Tag Champs have T-n-A on the run! DD:
Oh yeah! After the blatant cheating
and double teaming we’ve seen in this one!
Of course they’ve got control, Johnson! VJ: Please!
Desires and Diamond have solidly been in control of this one— DD:
Hey wait Johnson! Look! Look at the stage! VJ:
Hey wait just a minute! That’s Varon and Veronica!
Simply Luscious is making their way to ringside, ladies and gentlemen!
DD: Yeah!
Still the rightful Women’s Tag Champs if you ask me! VJ:
Simply Luscious is on their way out here, and we’ve got a situation,
fans! We’ve got a situation…we’ve gotta take a commercial break! Don’t go away! ***Commercial*** (When the break ends, we see
Desires on the arena floor, where officials are preventing her from approaching Simply Luscious) VJ: We’re back on the Friday Night Slam! Vince Johnson alongside Delaware Dave! And this Women’s Tag Title Match continues! There you see on the outside, we’ve got an
official trying to keep Darkest Desires away from Simply Luscious! Trying to prevent a melee on the outside! DD:
They’re trying to keep Dark from getting her ass whooped! Look in the ring! VJ: Oh Trinity!!! Caught Diamond napping as she was watching
this situation unfold on the arena floor!
She follows up with the leg sweep!
Diamond is down…Trinity follows up with a moonsault! 1…2…kickout by
Diamond! And now— Trinity:
(applying a keylock) ARRRGHHH!!!! VJ:
Oh Trinity!!! She’s got this
submission hold locked in on Diamond here!!!
Keylocking the arm of the Queen of Extreme,
Diamond! Diamond…the look on her face
says it all! DD:
Yeah! And look at that dumb ass
Desires! Out there worrying about
Simply Luscious, when she’s about to lose her belts here! VJ:
Diamond trying to combat this thing here!
Trying to work her way back to her feet! She’s a strong one, Diamond is! Diamond…back to a
vertical base—BUT TRINITY TAKES HER DOWN!!!!
Trinity takes Diamond down…And right into a headscissors! Trinity’s got Diamond in trouble here…the
arm compromised…that head scissored up— DD:
And look at Alyssa! VJ:
Deadly Candy’s headed up top! Alyssa
Sanders is climbing the ropes…what’s she doing?! What’s Alyssa got pla—OH NO!!! DD: DID
YOU SEE THAT?! VJ:
Double stomp right to the sternum of the grounded Diamond!!! DD:
That was beautiful! VJ:
That may be it! Trinity with the
cover…1…2…Desires back in there to break up the fall! Desires able to come to the aid of her
partner, as from the outside, Simply Luscious looks on! DD:
And they’re just looking, Johnson!
None of that Oliver Stone conspiracy crap outta you! VJ:
Alyssa from the apron signaling to Trinity here! We may be getting set to see some tandem
work by T-n-A! As Trinity now…with
Diamond…slams her headfirst into the boots of Alyssa! The tag is made! Deadly Candy is legal! Alyssa…quickly to the opposite buckle and
she scales the ropes! Diamond…Diamond
trying to get out of dodge—BUT SHE’S MOWED RIGHT DOWN WITH A MISSILE
DROPKICK!!! Cover by
Alyssa…1…2…DIAMOND KICKED OUT!!!
Diamond able to kick out again! DD:
But my girl Alyssa’s wearing her down, Johnson! She’s got that mojo working! It may only be a matter of time, here! VJ:
Again, there you see Simply Luscious looking on from the floor! The team who lost the titles to Black
Diamond at Dead or Alive! Who
undoubtedly would like another chance at regaining the gold, Dave! DD:
But they’re gonna have to get in line! Look at Alyssa go! VJ:
Alyssa…all over Diamond with those right hands…now raking
the bootlaces across the face! Diamond
sent reeling—OH! But she fires back with lefts and rights! Diamond trying to make a comeback—OH! She’s met with a knee to the gut for her
trouble! Alyssa brings Diamond back to
the corner here…she’s got the attention of the official, and now watch
Trinity here! Using the tag rope to
choke out Diamond! DD: I
love it! This is great teamwork by
T-n-A! VJ:
Desires not loving it on the other side!
Her partner being choked out behind the back of the official! Diamond…man! Feeling the effects in the corner—OH!!!
Alyssa with the running dropkick! DD:
She took her head off, Johnson! VJ:
Alyssa with the cover…1…2…KICKOUT BY DIAMOND!!! Diamond able to raise that shoulder as
Alyssa here…just pummeling her with those piston-like rights to the
head! The tag’s made out to Trinity
now! DD:
And I love it, Johnson! Can’t you feel
the momentum?! The ball is in T-n-A’s
court here! VJ:
Absolutely as Trinity has Diamond on her feet…OH! Round kick to the back of
the head…Diamond is staggered…Alyssa off the ropes drops her with the running
clothesline! Trinity into the
ropes…LIGHTNING LEG DROP CONNECTS! A
cover…not even a 1-count, as Trinity pummels Diamond! One half of the Women’s Tag Champions! The wife of suspended UWA Superstar
Panther! A woman who’s been in the eye
of controversy this week as now Trinity applies this chinlock!
DD:
Yeah! She’s been in the eye of
controversy, but now her eyes are fixing to be shut, Johnson, cuz Trinity’s gonna put her to
sleep! VJ:
Simply Luscious still watching this thing from the aisle as Trinity has this
wear down hold applied! T-n-A. who, as mentioned, ended Black Diamond’s first Women’s Tag
Title reign! DD:
And it may be coming to an end again!
I think Diamond’s done here! VJ:
But look at Desires…trying to get this crowd riled up! Trying to get them behind Diamond! DD:
It’s no use you idiots! Shut up! VJ:
Diamond…trying to get the adrenaline flowing!
Trying to get that blood pumping, as now she fights back to a
knee! Diamond…Trinity trying to
maintain… DD:
Do something, Trinity…YEAH! VJ:
Oh! Trinity just drove Diamond’s back
right into the knee of Deadly Candy!
Referee Jenkins admonishing her about that, as Alyssa… DD:
Look at this! VJ:
From the apron with a sleeper applied to Diamond! Her legs scissored
around the waist of the Queen of Extreme! DD:
And look Diamond’s back being bent across that top rope! That don’t feel good Johnson…GET OUTTA THE
WAY, JENKINS! VJ:
Referee Stephanie Jenkins forcing Alyssa to break that illegal hold! Diamond…certainly feeling the effects of
that one, as watch Trinity here!
Charging in—OH! DD:
What?! VJ:
Diamond sidestepped her and she went crashing right into her partner! Alyssa is down right in front of us on the
floor as watch Diamond now…from behind—BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX!!! DD:
NO!!!! VJ:
Trinity driven headfirst to the canvas by Diamond! Trinity is in trouble, and now this crowd
is buzzing! Desires from the apron
rooting her partner on! Will Diamond
be able to make the tag?! DD:
Oh…look at that no good lesbian Stephanie Jenkins! This is all her fault, Johnson! VJ:
Leave her alone! Desires has that arm
extended and look at Diamond…crawling towards her corner! Can she make the tag…will she…will she?! DD:
Oh my gosh, Alyssa—do something! VJ:
Deadly Candy headed back into the ring…Diamond’s almost at the corner—SHE GOT
IT! DD:
No! VJ:
Diamond made the tag…in comes Desires, and now look
at her! Desires…she’s taking on T-n-A
all by herself, Dave! Desires taking the fight to Trinity and Alyssa all on
her own! DD:
That’s because she’s an idiot! Get her Alyssa! VJ:
Oh! She did get her! Trinity and Alyssa…the numbers game
beginning to come into play on Desires!
T-n-A is all over Desires in the ring!!! There’s a double Irish whip by T-n-A! Desires coming off—OH!!! Looking for the double back drop, but
Alyssa caught a boot to the head by Desires!
Desires with Trinity here… DD:
Watch Alyssa…WHAT THE— VJ:
OH MY GOODNESS!!! DESIRES USING ALYSSA FOR A SPRINGBOARD…ALMOST INTO TORNADO
DDT BUT SHE BROUGHT HER OVER INTO THE SMALL PACKAGE!!! Desires… count of TWO
is all Desires could get…but it was broken by Alyssa! Alyssa all over Desires here as…what’s this
now! Alyssa’s got the arms chickenwinged…now bringing Dark back to her feet! DD:
Oh yeah, Vinnie! She’s gonna get it now! VJ: Alyssa has Desires, and now look at Trinity here!
Desires…perhaps at the mercy of T-n-A…NO! Dark drops Trinity with a boot to the
gut! Alyssa…LOOKING FOR THE BELLY-TO-BACK
BUT CAUGHT A KNEE TO THE FACE FOR HER TROUBLES!!!! Alyssa sent reeling and now Dark…with her
eyes fixed on Alyssa! Desires
measuring Alyssa! Desires— DD:
Look at Trinity— VJ:
Trinity from behind— *WHAM* DD:
Oh no!!! VJ:
SHE EATS A ROUNDHOUSE!!! Trinity is
down…Alyssa from behind…LOOKING FOR THE COUGH DROP, BUT SHE GOT CROTCHED
RIGHT UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BY DESIRES!!!
Alyssa straddling that top rope, and now
Desires…Desires now with Alyssa in the tree of woe! Alyssa trapped upside down in the tree of
woe! Nowhere for her to go! And look
at Desires here— DD:
Aww c’mon! VJ:
Desires pointing right at Veronica and Varon! Right
at Simply Luscious! Desires getting
ready to send a message!!! DD: She
needs to stop worrying about Simply Luscious and concentrate on the ma—OWW!!!
OH NO! VJ:
DESIRES WITH THOSE KICKS!!! RAPID-FIRE KICKS RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF ALYSSA!!!
RIGHT TO THE CHEST!!! DESIRES— DD:
THIS AIN’T RIGHT JOHNSON!!! SHE CANNOT DO THIS TO ALYSSA!!! VJ:
She’s doing it alright! Desires
kicking the hell outta Alyssa and now watch this here! Measuring her…Alyssa still in the tree of
woe— *WHAM* DD:
Oh no! VJ:
Running dropkick!!! Right to the
head!!! Alyssa may be out of it!
Alyssa— DD:
Oh! Get her Trinity!!! VJ: Trinity with Desires…looking for the neckbreaker, but Dark hooks her! Dark has her hooked for the
backslide! DD:
No!!!! VJ:
There’s 1…2…THR-NO!!! Only a two
count!!! DD:
Oh yes! C’mon Trinity! VJ:
Trinity hammering away upon Desires here!
Now with the Irish whip sends her right back into the T-n-A
buckle! Alyssa still down… DD:
Yeah, and Desires is gonna pay for that! VJ:
Trinity...measuring Dark here…Trinity—MISSES WITH THE CHARGE! Trinity got nothing but turnbuckle, and now
Desires is laying into her with the kicks!
Desires— DD:
C’mon Jenkins! You have gotta disqualify this bitch! VJ: Desires turning Trinity into a kick
post—OH! Follows up with a step-up
knee to the jaw! Trinity is in
trouble, as now Desires is signaling Diamond!
Desires with Trinity pinned up against that buckle as Diamond enters
the ring! You know what we’re about to
see, Dave! DD:
Unfortunately! VJ:
Diamond just gave the high sign to this capacity crowd! And here it comes…Diamond…DIAMOND ELBOW CONNECTS! DD:
No!!! VJ:
Trinity is staggered as Diamond…off the rope— *WHAM* DD:
OH NO!!!! VJ:
THE HIGH LOW!!!! DESIRES WITH THE LEG SWEEP!!! DIAMOND WITH THE
LARIAT!!!! Trinity is down! DD: I
can’t believe this Johnson! Look out Trinity… VJ:
And now watch Desires! Desires sizing
up Trinity! Perhaps looking for the
Dark Combination… DD:
Look out, Trinity! Look out…YES! VJ:
Trinity ducks the roundhouse…schoolgirl—NO!
Desires rolls through…Desires right back to her feet— DD:
NO!!! VJ:
HERE IT IS!!! THE DARK
COMBINATIO—OH!!!! ALYSSA BREAKS IT UP
WITH THE COUGH DROP!!! DD:
HAHA! That’s my girl!!! VJ:
Desires able to connect with the first two kicks…luckily for Trinity, Alyssa
was there! And now look at Alyssa…back
out to the apron calling for the tag…and she got it! DD:
HAHA! Here we go Johnson! Business is fixing to pick up! VJ:
Alyssa now in the ring with Desires…handful of hair brings her back to her
feet! Alyssa…perhaps another Cough
Drop coming up here… DD:
Here it comes—NO!!! VJ: OH DESIRES!!! JUST SENT ALYSSA STERNUM
FIRST INTO THE BUCKLE!!! ALYSSA JUST HIT HARD, AS NOW DESIRES…MEASURING HER
HERE! Desires— DD:
Look out, Alyssa… VJ:
DARK MISSES THE CHARGE!!! Alyssa runs to the opposite side now…SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK SENDS DIAMOND OFF THE APRON!!! Diamond goes down…Trinity’s back in the
ring—AND SHE SANDWICHED DESIRES IN THE BUCKLE WITH THAT SPINKICK!!! DESIRES IS
DOWN! She’s slumped up against that
bottom turnbuckle…and watch Trinity and Alyss—OH!!!! DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK!!!! JUST SANDWICHED DESIRES’S HEAD IN THE
CORNER!!! ABSOLUTELY SANDWICHING HER!!! DD:
They took her head off, Johnson!!! VJ:
Desires is hurt! Desires may be out of
it as Alyssa drags her out to the center of the ring. DD:
Look at Trinity here! VJ Trinity goes up top now!
Trinity…measuring Diamond on the outside…oh my goodness…SHE CONNECTS
WITH THE MOONSAULT!!!! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!!! DIAMOND IS DOWN!!! DD:
What a move, Vince!!! VJ:
What a move indeed! Both women down on
the outside! Alyssa has Desires prone
in the ring as now she starts to climb!
Alyssa…Diamond is down on the outside…Desires is down in the
ring…Alyssa— DD:
This is it, Vince! VJ:
Alyssa from the top—THERE’S THE SWEET SENSATION!!!! ALYSSA CONNECTS WITH THE SWEET SENSATION!!! DD:
IT’S OVER!!!! VJ: 1..2…3—NO!!!! NOT 3!!! NOT 3!!! DESIRES KICKED OUT!!! DD:
You’ve gotta be kidding me! Nobody kicks out of the Sweet Sensation! VJ:
Nobody until now! And look on the outside…not even Veronica can believe it! DD:
That’s because it didn’t happen! That
was a 3 and you know it! VJ: Alyssa not wasting any time in slapping the
Sweet Dreams on Desires! Alyssa’s got
it locked in as Black Diamond…desperately attempting to keep hold of their
tag titles! Desperately trying to keep
their second title reign alive! DD:
But it ain’t happening, Johnson? Can’t you feel it?! We’re just moments from T-n-A being
two-time Tag Team Champions! VJ:
Alyssa—OH!!! Slamming the back of Desires’s head into the mat…and again! The Sweet Dreams is locked on
expertly…sapping the strength of Darkest Desires, and Desires…Desires isn’t
moving, Dave! DD:
Oh yeah, Vince! She’s out! VJ:
Desires is slumped on the canvas!
Referee Stephanie Jenkins is checking that arm…it falls once! She
checks it again…it falls again! DD:
One more time and it’s over!!! New Champions,
baby! New Champs! VJ:
Diamond is in the ring! Referee
Jenkins…raised the arm again—BUT DIAMOND BROKE IT UP!!! DD:
Damn it! VJ:
Knee to the back of Alyssa, and the hold is
broken! Diamond just saved Desires! DD:
Damn it, Vince! She’s gotta be dragged out to the street and shot! VJ:
Don’t you get tired of saying that?! DD:
NO! VJ:
Well…ok then! Diamond being
admonished by Stephanie Jenkins, and there you see Alyssa…she’s not too
pleased by Diamond’s actions! DD:
Yeah! Just like on Tuesday night with T Money! Diamond’s always sticking her nose where it
don’t belong, Vince!! It doesn’t matter, though, because Desires
is done! And Alyssa’s getting ready to
finish off right here! VJ: Alyssa with Desires back on her
feet…oh! Perhaps another Cough Drop
coming up here! Alyssa… DD:
Here we go—WAIT! VJ:
Desires again able to shove her toward the corner…Alyssa able to springboard
off the middle turnbuckle—BUT SHE’S NAILED WITH A ROUNDHOUSE!!! HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM DESIRES!!! AND
BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN!!! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN!!! DD: I
can’t believe this! This is all your fault, Diamond! VJ:
And now Diamond’s trying to will this crowd behind her partner! Trying to get them to be the sixth man here
in Hersey, and get Darkest Desires back in the game! DD:
You and your stupid analogies! C’mon
Alyssa! VJ:
We’ve got a race for the tag here! Who
will reach her partner first? Will it be Alyssa?! Will it be Desires?! DD:
Alyssa’s closer…YES!!! VJ:
Alyssa able to make the tag!! Trinity back into the ring…Desires still
crawling toward Diamond…BUT TRINITY HAS HER BY THE LEG!!! Trinity… DD:
That’s her last chance, Johnson…OH NO! VJ:
DESIRES! DESIRES! ENZUIGURI TO TRINITY!!! TRINITY IS DOWN!!! TRINITY IS DOWN—AND
THERE’S THE TAG!!!! IN COMES DIAMOND!!! DD:
NO!!! LISTEN TO THESE IDIOTS! VJ:
Diamond is in the ring!!! Diamond is
the legal woman, and she’s fired up, Dave!
Diamond…and now she nails Trinity with a right hand! A second sends her into the ropes! There’s an Irish whip…she ducks the head,
but Trinity goes up and over with a leap frog…from the other side comes
Trinity—WITH A DROPKICK, THAT’S CAUGHT!!!
Diamond able to catch Trinity coming off, and what’s she going for
here?! Diamond…with the legs of
Trinity…jackknife cradle…there’s 1…2.. DD: Kickout! VJ: Oh!
Trinity is able to get that shoulder off the canvas! Diamond…still with control of the legs
here! Now back to a vertical
base! Diamond with the legs of
Trinity…and there’s a giant swing!
Giant swing by Diamond! DD:
She cannot do this, Johnson— VJ:
Ok now—wait a minute!! Simply Luscious is on the ring apron! Simply Luscious
is headed into the ring—OH!!! DD:
THAT IDIOT!!! VJ:
Diamond just slingshot Trinity right into Simply Luscious!!! Both Veronica
and Varon just knocked from the apron to the floor… DD: I
can’t believe she did that! Watch
Alyssa— VJ:
OH! She dove right into the clutches of Diamond!!! Alyssa dove from the top and
Diamond caught her by the throat…and now she’s just shaking her! Diamond shaking Deadly Candy like a
ragdoll! Diamond now… tossing her
against the ropes here…Alyssa rebounds with a right hand! Diamond—MOWS HER RIGHT DOWN WITH A BIG
BOOT!!! DD:
Oh no! She took her head off, Vince! VJ:
Alyssa absolutely nailed by that boot from Diamond! And now…she has her
hooked! Diamond looking for the Diamondbreaker—BUT
ALYSSA GOES UP AND OVER!!! Alyssa lands on her feet—AND LOOK AT HER HERE!!!
ALYSSA TRYING TO GET THE SWEET DREAMS LOCKED IN ON DIAMOND HERE!!!
DIAMOND…TRYING TO FIGHT IT… DD:
Watch Trinity— *WHAM* DD:
DAMN IT, TRINITY!!!! VJ:
DIAMOND DUCKED THE KICK, AND TRINITY CAUGHT ALYSSA RIGHT ON THE JAW!!! Trinity caught her partner! Diamond has Trinity now…sets her up… DD:
Oh no…oh no! VJ:
RUNNING POWERBOMB!!! RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! TRINITY’S BACK SENT FLYING
INTO THE BUCKLE!!! Trinity’s face twisted with pain! And watch Diamond
here…calling for it again! Diamond
will we see it a second time?! DD:
No… VJ:
YES WE WILL!!! DIAMOND ELBOW…TO
TRINITY IN THE CORNER!!! Diamond Elbow
connects! And now look at Diamond! The Diamond Drop coming up here! Diamond…scaling
that middle turnbuckle with Trinity! DD:
Damn it Trinity, do something! VJ:
Hey wait! Varon’s
on the apron and she’s got Diamond!!! Varon…trying to shove Diamond from the top— *WHAM* VJ:
AND DESIRES CLEANS HER CLOCK WITH A RUNNING ENZUIGURI!!! Varon goes down!
Diamond… DD:
NO! VJ:
THE DIAMOND DROP CONNECTS! THE DIAMOND DROP!!! DD:
Did you just see that?! VJ:
Veronica just swept Desires off the apron!!! Desires landed back first on the
apron! Diamond has the cover…the leg
is hooked…Black Diamond retains!!! Ding Ding
Ding!!! **Cue “Black Diamond” Announcer: Here are you
winners, and STILL UWA Women’s Tag Team Champions, the team of Diamond and
Darkest Desires…BLACK DIAMOND!!!! VJ: Black Diamond has just retained the gold… DD:
But it’s not over yet, Vinnie! Look at
this!!! VJ:
Oh Veronica from behind! Veronica
Stevens is all over Diamond in the ring!
Diamond being stomped away upon by one half of Simply Luscious…and in comes Varon now!!! Veronica and Varon…Desires
still down after being swept off the apron, and now her partner has fallen
victim to this 2-on-1 assault! Simply
Luscious now has Diamond on her feet..there’s
an Irish whip…Diamond off the ropes—ducks the double clothesline…from the
other side—SHE CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HER OWN!!!! Diamond has just floored
both members of Simply Luscious, and listen to this crowd!!! Diamond’s
fired up!!! Diamond’s ready to rock and roll!
Diamond— *CRASH* DD:
Did you see that?!?! VJ:
Alyssa…Deadly Candy from outta nowhere with that mirror just shattered it
right over the back of Diamond’s head!!!
Diamond is down...thanks to Alyssa, and now look Simply Luscious…like
vultures over a rotting corpse! Simply
Luscious is hovering over Diamond. Diamond is barely moving after that mirror
shot! And now look at the vultures
swarm…Varon and Veronica all over Diamond again!
Stomping away at the fallen Diamond! Diamond is in some serious trouble at
the hands of Simply Luscious! DD: I
love it, Vinnie! I love it! VJ:
T-n-A have left the ring! Alyssa damn sure did her damage, and now— DD:
Get Dark too!!! VJ:
Oh! Dark tried getting back into the
ring, and Varon is right on her!! Varon…stomping away at Desires!
Varon now…hoisting up Desires…Varon with Desires set up— *BOOM* VJ:
WIDOW’S PEAK!!!! VARON DROVE DESIRES
RIGHT DOWN IN THE WIDOW’S PEAK!!! And
look Veronica here! Right up in the
face of Diamond! Putting the badmouth on the Queen of Extreme! Now slapping her! The Women’s Tag Champs are in a bad way at
the hands of Simply Luscious! DD:
And I don’t think they’re done, Johnson!!!
I don’t think they’re done! VJ:
Ronnie calling signaling to Varon here, and look at
them…muscling Diamond up off the canvas! Simply Luscious have Diamond back on her
feet, and now they’re driving her into the ropes here! Simply Luscious…now trying Diamond up in
the ring ropes! What are they up to
here?! Diamond is trapped in the
ropes…Desires is down after the Widow’s Peak!
Nothing she can do to help out!
And now look at the smile on Veronica’s face! Veronica smiling like a Cheshire cat!
Veronica now…calling for a mic!
What in the world does Simply Luscious have planned?!?! Veronica:
(cackling) SHE’S ALL…YOURS! DD:
“All yours”?! What’s she talking about
Vi— (Suddenly, two fireballs flare
up in the rafters and go crashing into the stage! The crowd’s horror-soaked gasps fill the
arena “The Bloodline Anthem” by DMX hits the PA system, and T Money slowly
strolls out from the entrance, a cold look in his eye, and a sledgehammer
clinched tightly by his right hand.) VJ:
No! My God no! That’s T Money! T Money is on his way out here with a
sledgehammer! Tell me this isn’t
happening! Tell me that Simply
Luscious has not just served Diamond up to T Money! DD:
But I think that’s what’s happening, Johnson!
They just served Diamond up on a silver platter! AHHAHA! VJ:
Damn it! How the hell…I can’t believe
this! DD:
Well, you remember the history between T and Ronnie! It was T that brought Veronica to the
UWA…and he may be moments away from taking Diamond out of it! Remember what
happened Tuesday night! VJ:
My God, T! We thought he was subdued
in the back, but he is here! T Money
is on his way to the ring…and look at the look Veronica just gave him! Simply Luscious on their way to the back
now…I can’t believe this is happening!
DD:
Oh but I can…and I love it! VJ:
My God, T Money’s entering the ring with the sledgehammer! Diamond’s trapped in the ropes with nowhere
to go! And now look at T…stalking
Diamond with that sledgehammer!
Stalking Diamond— DD:
Listen to these idiots! (LOUD chants of “PANTHER” echo
throughout the arena, bringing a smile to T Money’s face.) VJ:
These fans chanting for Panther! Chanting for the Champion of Champions! Chanting for Diamond’s husband! But Panther’s not here! Panther has been barred from the building
due to his suspension! Panther’s not
here to come to his wife’s aid, as now we’ve finally got security out from
the back! To hopefully put a stop T
from doing…the unthinkable! DD:
Yeah but…OH! LOOK AT T!!! VJ: T
JUST STRUCK ONE OF THE GUARDS WITH THAT HAMMER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! T
MONEY…LAYING OUT THESE SECURITY GUARDS ONE BY ONE!!! ONE MY DAMN ONE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
DAVE!!! DD:
HAHA! Believe it Johnson! Ain’t no stopping
him now!!! VJ:
Diamond…the look of fear in her eyes speaks volumes! T Money has just cut down these guards, and
now he’s eying Diamond again! T Money…damn it, get some more help out here! T Money approaching Diamond with that
hammer! Somebody, please get some help
out here! (Diamond’s vain attempts to free
herself from the ropes leave her face awash with frustration as the
hammer-wielding T Money stands before her. The crowd clamors as the menacing
Universal titleholder clutches the stick of the hammer with both hands and
lifts it high above his head.) DD:
This is it, Johnson! VJ:
No!!! Tell me he’s not gonna do this! Tell me T’s not gonna
hit Diamo— *WHAM* VJ:
NO!!!! DIAMOND!!! DIAMOND!!! LOW BLOW
ON T MONEY!!! DD:
Oh no!! T!!! VJ: Diamond
with a desperation low blow is able to fend off the Harlem Hellraiser. And
look at this now…we’ve got officials out here at ringside to free Diamond
from the ropes…AND DIAMOND’S ATTACKING T MONEY NOW!!! DD:
Has this bitch lost her mind?!?!?! VJ: Diamond
attacking T Money!!! She is all over the Universal Champion, and this crowd
is going nuts!!! DD:
Diamond’s the one who’s gone nuts!!! Look at her!!! SHE’S GOT THE HAMMER!!! VJ:
Diamond with the sledgehammer now!
Diamond going after T Money...and look at these officials! Trying to get the sledgehammer away from
Diamond now— DD:
Yeah, Johnson! Where’s your
complaining now?!?! This ain’t right! VJ:
The officials able to wrest that hammer away from Diamond! Diamond not happy about that as T Money…T
Money’s back on his feet…AND HE FLOORS DIAMOND WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! T MONEY— DD:
And don’t even start it, Johnson! You
and I both know that Diamond started this!
She hit T Money first!!! VJ: I
can’t believe…Diamond has just been leveled by T Money! Diamond is down…and look
at T stomp away on her!!! Son of a bitch I can’t believe him! And now look at T…he just leveled an
official with a right hand!!! Down goes another one! T Money… DD:
He can’t be stopped, Johnson! VJ: T
Money is absolutely out of control in there! And now he’s got Diamond by the
hair! T Money with Diamond…HARLEM
DEATHLOCK ON DIAMOND!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON DIAMOND!!!! DIAMOND IS TRAPPED IN THE CLUTCHES OF T
MONEY!!! DD:
THIS IS GREAT, JOHNSON!!! THIS IS GREAT!!! VJ: The hell it is!!! T Money’s choking out Panther’s wife here
on the Slam!!! T has the Deathlock locked in on Diamond, as these officials try to
pry this madman off of Diamond! DD:
Look at the look in his eye, Johnson! VJ:
My God he’s deranged! T Money…absolutely refusing to relinquish this hold! Despite the best efforts of these
officials! DD:
And I told ya, Vince! I told—WHAT THE HELL?!?! VJ:
DESIRES!!! DESIRES COMING TO THE AID
OF HER PARTNER!!! DESIRES SCRATCHING AND CLAWING AT THE FACE OF T MONEY…AND
THE HOLD IS BROKEN!!! DESIRES BROKE
THE HOLD! DD:
You’re gonna pay for that, Dark! Somebody grab her! VJ:
Desires…pounding away on the head of T Money!!! Doing everything she can to try and sto—OH NO!!! Wait a minute! T has Desires hooked! T Money with Desires— *WHAM* VJ:
THUGGED OUT!!! T MONEY JUST THUGGED OUT DESIRES!!!! Damn him! DD:
She had no business putting her hands on him, Johnson!!! VJ:
Desires is down again! She’s been
dropped right on her head thanks to T Money—AND NOW HE’S GOT DIAMOND AGAIN!!! LEAVE HER ALONE, DAMN IT!!! LEAVE HER ALONE…NO!!!! THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK ONCE AGAIN!!!! T MONEY’S GOT IT LOCKED ON ONE MORE
TIME!!! MY GOD WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH
HIM?!?! T Money…again
choking out Diamond! DD:
And listen to these idiots chanting for Panther! HE’S NOT HERE, YOU MORONS!!! VJ: But you can bet he’s watching every moment
of this, and he does not like what he sees!
As now we’ve got more officials coming from the back! More security— DD:
There’s Joanie!!! VJ: Commissioner
Laurer headed into the ring as well! All to put a stop to this rampage! All to subdue this madman! This son of a bitch T Money! DD:
Now you watch yourself Johnson! You’re
not careful, and you can be getting some of Diamond’s ass whooping here! VJ: Commissioner Laurer
now in the ring as these officials try desperately
to pry T Money off of Diamond!!!
Trying to get him to release this Harlem Deathlock…and
it looks like they’ve succeeded here!
T Money has finally released the hold…as these officials try to
restrain him! DD:
HAHA! I told ya,
Vince! You keep saying you can’t
believe it, but what else did you expect?!
I said that Diamond unleashed a beast in T Money this past Tuesday,
and that’s exactly what she did! She
brought this all on herself, Johnson!
She brought it all on herself! VJ:
Look at that son of a bitch! Look at the smile on his face as these officials
try to keep him at bay in the corner!!
Just look at the carnage he’s caused out here! We’ve got officials down! Desires is
down! Diamond is barely moving! Commissioner Laurer
tending to her in the ring! (sighs)
What chaos this has been! What havoc T
Money as caused all night lo— DD:
Wait a minute, Johnson! VJ: T
just broke away from these officials!
T just broke away—HE’S GOT JOANIE!!! DD:
WHAT?!?! VJ: T
MONEY’S GOT COMMISSIONER LAURER!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON THE COMMISSIONER!!!
HARLEM DEATHLOCK— DD: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??!?! VJ:
THE OFFICIALS ONCE AGAIN ALL OVER T MONEY!!! TRYING TO SUBDUE THE UNIVERSAL
CHAMPION!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE JUST
DID THAT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE— DD: Ya know what, Johnson!
I think he may have just gone too far!!! VJ:
What the hell do you mean “you think”?! Son of a bitch…T Money…we’ve got
police out here now, and the Universal Champion is being cuffed here! T Money— DD:
Look at Joanie! VJ:
Joanie’s livid! Commissioner’s
livid!!! My God, what else is gonna happen
here?!?! What the hell’s gonna happen next?!?!? ***Commercial*** (**DURING THE
BREAK** We see a team of six police officers dragging T Money out of the
Hershey Park Arena in cuffs.) VJ:
Welcome back to the Friday Night Slam, and it is
absolute bedlam here in Hershey, PA!
This was the scene during the break: T Money! The Harlem Hellraiser,
the reigning Universal Champion was dragged out of the arena in
handcuffs! T Money being arrested
after what just transpired before the break!
T Money…attacking Diamond, the wife of
Panther! The man who T Money had
suspended back in September! He laid
out Diamond’s partner Darkest Desires as well, and then…the unthinkable! T Money had the gall to put his hands on
the Commissioner of the UWA! He
applied the Harlem Deathlock to Joanie Laurer, and damn it Dave, HE CROSSED THE LINE!!! As if attacking Diamond wasn’t bad enough,
T Money absolutely crossed the line here tonight! DD:
Now I usually don’t agree with you, but that was not a smart move we just saw
out here! T Money…he just won the
Championship a week ago! VJ:
Last week was his crowning achievement, but tonight, we may very well have
witnessed the end of the career of the Harlem Hellraiser! T Money…there’s no way his actions don’t
have serious ramifications, and I don’t just mean jail! This may be the last we see of T Money here
tonight! (We cut back to LIVE ACTION, where
we see Diamond being loaded into an ambulance in the parking lot. She’s being looked after by Darkest
Desires, and a FURIOUS Commissioner Joanie Laurer.) VJ:
And there you see the live scene in the parking lot right now! Diamond…after that senseless assault from T
Money, after that attack from the Harlem Hellraiser,
she’s being taken to a hospital for observation! And T Money…again, he went too far! T Money absolutely went too far! And what is gonna
happen next?! What will the
consequences be for T Money?!?!? (The Desires climbs into the
back of the ambulance with Diamond as the doors shut behind them. And as the ambulance’s sirens begin to
blare, its engines start up, and the vehicle tears out of the parking
lot. The camera zooms in on Joanie’s
face as she watches the ambulance speed off.) ***Commercial*** ________________________________________________________________________________ (We return to CGI footage of
blood dripping onto a black surface.
The camera view then shifts to an overhead view of that surface, upon which the blood
splatters have taken shape of the word... Female Narrator: OVERKILL! O-O-OVERKILL! PRESENTED BY SPRITE! L-L-LIVE! NOVEMBER 21ST AT 7PM
EASTERN/4PM PACIFIC, ONLY ON PAY-PER VIEW!!! For the UNIVERSAL
CHAMPIONSHIP! Newly crowned champion T
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see footage of T Money battling Rage for the I-C Title.) Plus, you’ll have the S-S-SECOND ANNUAL DEADPOOL
LOTTERY! 10 tag teams drawn at random will
compete for a chance to advance to the Deadpool
Rumble, the winner of which gets a Universal Title Shot at Apocalypse Now!!! (We get footage of Panther
eliminating Lightning to win the 2003 Deadpool,
then going on to Apocalypse Now to beat J-Dogg for
the Universal Title.) Already announced for the Deadpool Lottery: The Team of Ice Cube and Steve Corino faces the Team of Lance
Silva and “J-Dogg” Johnny Gunn! Hurricane and Nova will face the
team of CM Punk and Kid Kash! Former Universal Champion
Lightning teams with Killa of the Elites to face
Scorpio and Spanky! And just announced: Rodney Demp of
the Elites will team with Ron Waterman of the Elements to face Maim and
Mangle: Mass Destruction! (Footage of last year’s Deadpool Rumble) There’s still one more match to
be announced. Who will win the Deadpool? Who will
walk away with the Universal Title opportunity? Who will survive— O-O-OVERKILL???! ________________________________________________________________________________ (As the break ends, we can hear
the faint sounds of NSync’s “Bye, Bye, Bye” playing
in the background as our camera cuts backstage, where we see Rosie Sanchez
standing with a microphone outside the Commissioner’s Office.) VJ:
Fans, we’re just 9 days away from Overkill, live on PPV! A card that, as you saw, is supposed to
feature T Money defending the Universal Title against Rage! But after what we saw tonight, who knows if
we’ll even HAVE a Universal Champion come Overkill?! We are still in shock after what we saw
here tonight: T Money, the Universal Champion, attacked Panther’s wife
Diamond, and perhaps most shocking of all, he attacked the UWA Commissioner
Joanie Laurer!
Absolutely uncalled for, Dave! DD:
Yeah, and I don’t know what T was thinking!
I hate Joanie as much as the next man, but T just won the Universal
Title! Probably the biggest night of career, and he may have just thrown all that away tonight!
VJ:
Backstage we have our colleague Rosie Sanchez! Rosie, you’ve been trying to get a word
with Commissioner Laurer since all this
happened. Any luck? RS:
No Vince. Just a few second ago, she
and a group of officials blew right by me and went into her office. They’re not letting me in! I’m trying my best, however, and hopefully
I can get a word with the Commish before we go off
the air. VJ: Thank you, Rosie! Lightning Vs Lance Silva (Back at ringside, “Bye, Bye, Bye” continues to play as we see Lance Silva in the ring,
now dressed in his ring attire: long black and purple tights, with a long
black and purple studded sleeveless robe, and a matching headband. The Light Heavyweight title is strapped
around his waist. Behind him stand
Scorpio and Kevin Yancy Taylor.) Announcer: This contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, accompanied by Scorpio
and Kevin Yancy Taylor, hailing from New York City,
weighing in at 189 pounds, he is the UWA’s reigning Light Heavyweight
Champion: THE HEARTTHROB….LANCE…SIIIILLLLVVVAAAAAA!!!! (The crowd boos wildly as Silva
raises his arms into the air.) VJ:
“Heartthrob” Lance Silva in the ring right now for this match that was set up
at the top of the broadcast! It’s
Lance Silva doing battle with the former Universal Champ— **BOOM** (Lightning strikes the stage, and the music abruptly stops. The house lights begin to flicker on and
off, and the crowd begins to cheer wildly as “Ride The Lightning” hits the PA
system. The lights continue
flickering, as “Storm Warning” signs appear on the Universaltron! Suddenly— *BOOM* (Lightning bolts criss cross on the stage, and the arena goes black, with
flashing yellow spotlights roaming the arena.
The crowd’s cheers grow louder as Lightning steps out from the locker
room in a black leather trenchcoat, his long wet
hair hanging down over his eyes.) Announcer: His opponent, hailing from LaPorte,
IN, weighing in tonight at 275 pounds, this…is…LIGHTNING!!!!! (Lightning slowly raises his
head to gaze into the crowd. Then, he
flicks his hair out of his eyes as begins to stalk down to the ring with
purpose.) VJ:
HERE HE IS!!! The Former Universal
Champion…in action for the first time since losing that title a week ago, and
listen to this reaction, Dave! These
fans going wild for Lightning! (As he nears the bottom of the
ramp, Lightning makes a left turn and climbs up the ring stairs and onto the
apron. There, he levels an intense
gaze at Scorpio and Taylor, who in turn begin talking trash from the ring. Lightning then steps into the ring and
walks out to its center, slowly bringing his arms high above his head, then
bringing them down— *BOOM* --as lightning bolts come down
and strike all four ringposts. The lights return to normal as Lightning
shoots another intense gaze at Silva, who merely flashes a smile in
return. Lightning removes his trenchcoat as the music dies down. Referee Jim Jonathan calls for the bell.) Ding Ding
Ding!!! VJ:
We are underway, ladies and gentlemen.
Lightning and Lance Silva!
Lightning’s first bout since his shocking lost last week on FNS! DD:
Yeah, and he’d better get used to losing, because it’s gonna
happen again here tonight against Silva! VJ:
There you see Scorpio and Taylor on the outside! Scorpio, as we saw, will be on the opposite
side of the ring from Lightning in 9 days time as
he teams with Spanky to battle Lightning and Killa. This match
actually came about when Lightning came to the aid of his Overkill partner
this past Tuesday on Gear! DD:
No, Vince! This came about because
this skankhole had the nerve to put his hands on
Kevin Yancy Taylor!
And Lance is gonna make him pay here…look at
this! VJ:
Speaking of Taylor, he’s on the apron right now! Taylor putting the
badmouth on Lightning!
Lightning…Lightning distracted by Taylor—AND THERE’S SILVA FROM
BEHIND!!! Lance Silva… DD:
Get him Lance! VJ:
The Heartthrob Lance Silva is all over Lightning along the ropes! He is all over him with right hands and
kicks, and look at that jackass Taylor on the outside! Taylor with a smile on his face as
Silva…Lightning blocks the Irish whip!
Lightning..gripping
that top rope—AND HE— DD:
OH NO!!! VJ:
HE JUST PULLED SILVA INTO A BACK DROP!!!
SILVA WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND HE LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF
TAYLOR!!!! Taylor and Silva are both
down on the outside— DD:
And listen to these bloodthirsty idiots!
The man is a broadcast journalist, Vince! VJ:
And right now he’s down on his ass, for the second time this week courtesy of
Lightning! And look at Silva on the
outside—he doesn’t like it a bit! DD:
Oh…Lightning’s so gonna pay for this Johnson! VJ:
Silva…back into the ring and he goes right back at Lightning! Silva…trying to muscle Lightning into the
ropes—BUT HE GETS TOSSED RIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE! Silve…quickly
back to his feet and right back into the ring!! Lance trying to bring Lightning down with a
doubleleg…Lightning…able to hook him around the
waist and bring him right over with a gutwrench!!! Modified gutwrench
suplex puts Silva on his ass again! Quickly back to his feet is the
Heartthrob…he’s met with a hard right hand!
Another by Lightning…ANOTHER!!! Irish whip by Lightning…Silva ducks the
clothesline coming off…from the other side—THESZ!!!! SILVA RAN RIGHT INTO THE
LOU THESZ PRESS FROM LIGHTNING!!! AND NOW THERE’S FIST AND FIRE FROM THE
FORMER UNIVERSAL CHAMP!!! FIST! AND! FIRE! DD:
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
C’mon Lance! VJ:
Lightning all over Silva! He hits off
the rope here…DRIVES the elbow right into the throat of Silva!! There’s the cover…lateral press by
Lightning—only gets 2!!! Silva able to
roll that shoulder!!! As, on the arena floor, we see Kevin Taylor return to
his feet! DD:
Poor Yancy! That damn Lightning! VJ: Watch Lightning now…in control, bringing
Silva back to his feet! Lightning
brings Silva into the buckle, and now look at him stomp away…those boots
right to the midsection of the Heartthrob!
Lightning all over Silva in the corner! DD:
C’mon ref! This is illegal! He cannot do this to Lance Silva! VJ:
There’s an Irish whip by Lightning…Silva hits hard off the buckle---AND GETS
TAKEN RIGHT OVER WITH A BACK DROP!!!!
Big back body drop by Lightning!!! This capacity crowd solidly behind
Lightning! He hits off the rope…Silva
back to his feet—but he gets bowled over with a shoulderblock!!! Lightning…off the ropes again…he catches
Silva with another!!! Lightning…into
the ropes agai—WAIT A
MINUTE!!! Scorpio just hooked his ankle! DD:
What are you babbling about, Johnson?! VJ:
Scorpio hooked the ankle of Lightning as he hit off the rope!!! Scorpio’s got the attention of
Lightning! Scorpio’s got the
attention…AND LOOK AT SILVA FROM BEHIND!!!! DD:
HAHAHA! VJ:
Silva taking Lightning down with the chopblock! And now look at him go to work! Silva…Lance Silva all over the knee of
Lightning! DD:
HAHA! That’s what the skankhole gets for not
keeping his mind on the match, Johnson!
VJ:
Silva all over that knee as Lightning grips that bottom rope! Referee Jonathan now admonishing Silva
here…calling for the break! DD:
And what about that, Johnson?! Your
hero Lightning, the great Champion taking the coward’s way out by using the
ropes! VJ:
What are you talking about?! Great
ring awareness by Lightning as—HEY!!!
Scorpio with that leg! Scorpio
with that leg, AND HE JUST SLAMMED IT DOWN ACROSS THE LIP OF THE APRON!!
AGAIN…SON OF A BITCH! DD:
Now, now, Johnson! His leg had no
business being out there! VJ: Silva had the attention of the official as
look at Lightning here…scrambling back to his feet! Lightning feeling the effects as he
stumbles back into the buckle… DD:
Look at Lance! Stay on him,
Lance! Stay on him! VJ:
Lightning back to his feet…Silva eyeing Lightning like a hawk…and he goes
RIGHT FOR THE KNEE!!! Silva…kicking
and stomping at the knee of the former Universal Champion!!! Now with that knee over the middle
rope…Silva with that knee over the middle rope, and he’s just wrenching the
knee!!! Wrenching the knee of Lightning!
Referee Jonathan calling for the break here, as this is an illegal
hold! DD:
No, this is flat out biased officiating towards that damn Sparky! If you ask me! Look at this! VJ:
Lance—OH! Coming in got nailed with a
hard right hand! And another! Lightning trying to turn the tide on Silva! There’s an Irish whip by Lightning…Silva
off the rope—ducks the clothesline…HE CONNECTS WITH A LOW DROPKICK right to
the knee! Lightning goes down to a
knee! Lightning is down…Silva…off the
rope again— *WHAM* DD:
What about that?!?! VJ:
Shining Enzuiguri by Silva!!! Lance Silva just connected with the back of
Lightning’s head!!! DD:
And remember the concussion from last week!
Remember that concussion! VJ: THERE’S
THE COVER!!! 1…2…LIGHTNING GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! DD: That was a slow count and you know it,
Johnson! VJ:
That appears to be the sentiments of Kevin Yancy
Taylor on the outside…as in the ring, Silva has Lightning in a seated
position…THERE’S A HARD KICK TO THE LOWER BACK!! And another…follows up with a dropkick
right to the temple! Silva with the cover…1…2…kickout by Lightning! DD: HAHA!
Lance is so smart, Vince! Now
Lightning’s got two weak spots—the head and the knee! Don’t forget that knee either, Lance! VJ:
Silva…oh! Almost as if he heard
you! Silva has that knee of Lightning’s,
and now he’s kicking away at the knee!
Lance Silva— Silva:
Who’s gay now?! (Crowd boos, and “Lance Is Gay”
chants start up around the arena.) DD:
These idiots! VJ:
The fans once again getting on the case of Lance Silva! DD:
And this is so disrespectful of a great champ! How’s a guy supposed to think with them
chanting this nonsense?! VJ:
Well remember Dave, there’s nothing wrong with what
they’re chanting…Silva turns into the knee of Lightning! DD:
You and this damn Lightning think you’re so cute with these gay jokes! But look at Lightning now! He’s just like he was last week: right on
the flat of his back! VJ:
Silva trying to tie up the legs of Lightning!
Seated version of an Indian Deathlock, as
Silva now…presses against the knee with the flat of his foot!!! Lightning in a bit of pain here! DD:
He’s being outwrestled by the great Lance Silva! Tell it like it is! VJ:
Again, ladies and gentlemen, this is Lightning’s very first in-ring match
since losing the Universal Title to T Money one week ago! Lightning, as he let us know earlier
tonight, has set his sights on regaining that coveted title…a title that,
frankly, Dave, you’ve gotta believe is in a bit of
limbo after the events of this evening! DD:
Yeah, and I’ve gotta admit, I’m still in shock
after what happened tonight with T Money!
But regardless of what happens with him, one thing I can be sure about
is that this damn Lightning will not be getting his hands on that belt again! In fact, I’ve got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be the start of a nice long losing streak for this skankhole! Look at
this! VJ:
Lightning almost got caught napping…able to raise the shoulders before the
count of three! As again, from the
outside we see Kevin Yancy Taylor…watching
on…enjoying what he sees! DD:
And I for one am glad to see a smile on our colleague’s face after the way
this Yankee-ass heathen violated him on Gear the other night! VJ:
Lightning’s shoulders were down once again!
Just barely able to raise them before the count of three, as these
fans now…much to Taylor’s chagrin, starting to make some noise! Taylor…what hatred he has for Lightning,
who’s now beginning to feel the surge from this crowd! Lightning…that adrenaline beginning to
flow! And now he’s got the leg of
Lance Silva…Lightning…trying to push Silva’s leg away to break this hold… DD:
Hold on, Lance…hold on… VJ:
HE’S DONE IT! DD:
Damn it! VJ:
The hold is broken! Silva quickly to
his feet— DD:
And he’s right on him! What about
that—OH NO!!!! VJ:
Lightning! Lightning! Double leg takedown! Silva is
down…Lightning with the legs of Silva— DD:
OH NO!!!! VJ:
SLINGSHOT!!! OVER THE TOP GOES SILVA!
HE DAMN NEAR GOT SENT INTO ORBIT ON THAT ONE, DAVE!!! DD:
He has gotta be disqualified, Johnson! Oh Lance! VJ:
Lance for the second time in this match taking a ride over the top rope, as
there you see in the ring, Lightning returning to his feet! DD:
He’s still feeling the effects of that hold, though, Johnson! Look at him! VJ:
Lightning walking with a slight limp as he tries to shake some feeling back
into that leg. Silva trying to get his
wits about him on the floor— DD:
Look out, Lance! VJ:
Lightning to the outside!
Lightning…stalking Silva—Oh!
Clothesline from behind by Lightning floors Silva! DD: From
behind, Johnson! What about that?! VJ:
Lightning….bringing Silva back to his feet…Hard Irish whip—SENDS SILVA….SILVA
JUST WENT TOPSY TURVEY INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE!!!! Lance Silva…the Light Heavyweight Champion
is being bounced all over this arena like a super ball by the former
Universal Champion! Who has Silva on
his feet once again…and look at him hammer away! Lightning…Lightning…repeated rights to the
head of Silva! Repeated right hands,
as—WAIT A MINUTE!!! DD: Yes!
Get that idiot! VJ:
Scorpio has the arm of Lightning!
Scorpio trying to pull Lightning off of Silva…AND HE CATCHES AN ELBOW
FOR HIS TROUBLES! DD:
Oh that idiot! Get him Lance…NO! VJ:
Silva went for the right, but misses!
Lightning has him set up—OOH!!! DD:
Oh no! Lance! VJ:
Silva…Silva just crotched off the ring post by
Lightning!!! DD: Ya see this crap, Johnson?! Do ya see why I’m
glad this skankhole is no longer champion?! VJ:
He’s a champion alright, and he proving it right here! DD:
Yeah, by attacking Lance’s moneymaker!
Silva’s right, Johnson!
Lightning’s so jealous of him it’s unreal! VJ:
And now back into the ring they go!
Lightning following Silva in…and look at Lance begging off! Silva in a bad way as Lightning follows him
into the buckle…and now look at him go to work once again! Lightning…boots to the midsection of
Silva! Lightning is all over him,
Dave! Stomping a mudhole
and walking it dry! DD:
Yeah, yeah! C’mon Lance! VJ:
Lightning with Silva on his feet, and there’s a knee
lift to the gut! And another! Irish whip…Silva off the buckle again—AND
RIGHT INTO A REVERSE ELBOW FROM LIGHTNING!!!
Silva sent straight to the mat!
Lightning…with Silva, back on his feet…Lightning…he’s got Silva set
up… DD:
Fight it Lance…NOOOO! VJ:
RUNNING POWERBOMB!!! RUNNING POWERBOMB FROM LIGHTNING…1…2…SILVA GOT THE
SHOULDER UP!!!! You’ve gotta hand it to Lance Silva on that one! DD:
For once your dumb ass is spot on!
This idiot Lightning is cheating up a storm here tonight! Anybody else would be done, but not Lance! C’mon Lance! VJ:
Lightning with Silva…scoop up and a SLAM!!! Silva is down, and now where’s
Lightning going?! Lightning…to the middle rope he goes! Lightning— DD: Ahhh! Did you see
that?! VJ:
Lightning apparently thinks Taylor and Scorpio are
number one! Now he dives from the
rope—OH!!! SILVA GOT THE BOOT UP!!!
LIGHTNING CAUGHT IT RIGHT ON THE JAW!!! DD:
HAHA! Go, Lance, go! VJ:
Lightning feeling the effects of that one as Silva…so proud of himself! DD:
As he should be, Vince! What
intelligence, what skill..what…uh oh! VJ:
Silva busy stroking his own ego…doesn’t see Lightning approaching from
behind… DD:
Look out, Lance! Look out--- *WHAM* DD:
Oh! VJ:
HARD CLOTHESLINE BY LIGHTNING KNOCKED SILVA RIGHT OUTTA HIS BOOTS!!! DD:
Damn it, Vince! VJ:
Silva too busy showboating, and Lightning made him
pay for it! Silva on his feet once
again and gets nailed with a right hand!
One more sends him into the rope!
Irish whip—reversal by Silva…Lightning coming off—THERE’S A FLYING
SHOULDERBLOCK!!!! SILVA— DD:
He almost knocked him outta the ring, Vince!
VJ:
The Heartthrob is in a bad way here tonight on the Slam, as Lightning has
this capacity crowd on its feet!
Lightning…Dave, I’ve got a feeling that he may be preparing to redeem
himself after the loss from last week!
Lightning now….riling up this capacity crowd— DD:
Oh no, Vince! He’s going for it! VJ:
Lightning measuring Silva! Could we be
getting set to see the Lightning Bolt?! DD:
Kev, you may need to do something here!
Quick! Lance is in trouble! VJ:
Silva trying to clear the cobwebs!
Lightning…staring down Silva like a hawk in the ring! With his eyes
set on Silva as Silva…do his feet!
Lightning now…boot to the midsection— DD:
Oh no—HA!!! Lance!!! VJ:
What a cheap shot! Silva able to counter
the Lightning Bolt with a low blow! A
kick straight south…son of a bitch!
Silva up onto the shoulders…and there’s a victory roll!!! Silva with a victory roll…1…2…THR—NO!!!!
LIGHTNING GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! DD: Bullsh*t! That was
3! VJ:
Silva’s lucky this thing wasn’t tossed out after what he just did! Son of a bitch! DD:
Now that’s enough bitching outta you, Johnson! We’ve got a helluva match here you should
be calling…and Silva’s about to win! VJ:
Taylor having some words with the official as Silva hammers away upon the
former Universal Champion! Silva— DD:
Uh oh, Johnson! Here it comes! VJ:
Lance has him hooked! Saved the Last
Dance Coming up here… DD:
Here we go— VJ:
NO! Lightning with the wherewithal to
dump Silva to the apron after he pushed off the buckle! Looking for the clothesline—NO! Silva ducks under,
and now he’s headed to the top rope!
Lance Silva…scaling the turnbuckle in the
corner—OH!!! Silva just straddled the
top thanks to Lightning! DD:
No! Lance! VJ:
Silva is in some deep trouble here, as now Lightning starts scaling the
ropes! Lightning— DD:
Look at Taylor— VJ:
Lightning perhaps getting set for the Lightning Rod here, but Taylor’s on the
apron here! Kevin Yancy
Taylor is on the apron as Lightning…Lightning’s on that middle rope…trying to
get Silva on his shoulders! Get Taylor
down from there, ref! DD:
He’s not bothering anybody Johnson! VJ:
Taylor’s got Lightning distracted here…the referee admonishing him as---Silva!! DD:
Look at this! VJ:
Silva able to wiggle free from Lightning’s shoulders! You can thank Taylor’s distraction for
that, as Silva now trying to powerbomb Lightning
off that middle rope! Lightning’s got
that top turnbuckle gripped, as now he nails Silva with a hard right
hand! Right to the head! Silva releases Lightning— DD:
Wait a minute…look— *WHAM* VJ
& DD: OHHHHHHH!!! DD:
What a move by Lance!!! VJ:
Springboard sunset powerbomb off the middle
rope! Lightning hit hard, Dave! DD:
And his shoulders are down! What are
you waiting for, ref?! VJ:
The official now down for the count…only a count of
2 for Lance!!! And Silva is livid! DD: I
don’t blame him, Johnson! Even you, as
biased as you are can see that was a 3 count! VJ:
Me?! The referee definitely a bit slow to count, as both Scorpio and Taylor
on the outside….they’re letting him hear it! DD:
Don’t worry about it Lance! Finish him
off! Lightning’s still in trouble! Did you see how hard his head hit?! VJ: I
did, and Lightning still doesn’t look right, as Silva measures him here!
Lightning…his eyes looking a bit glazed…perhaps, Dave, it was a mistake to come
back so soon after last week’s concussion!
DD:
Oh don’t make excuses for him now!
Lance has got him right where he wants him! He’s about to put him to SLEEEEEP!!! VJ:
Lightning back to his feet and Silva’s waiting on him! There’s a boot to the midsection! Silva’s got him
hooked again…Save the Last Da—NO!!!! DD:
What the hell?! VJ:
Counter by Lightning!!! Lightning, able to catch Silva on his shoulders with
a fireman’s carry! DD: Unbelieveable!
No!! VJ:
LIGHTNING ROD!!!! LIGHTNING NAILED THE
LIGHTNING ROD!!! THERE’S THE COVER…2… DD: IT’S
THE MAPLELEAFS!!!!! Ding Ding
Ding!!!! (Crowd boos) Announcer: Here is your winner, as a result of a
disqualification: LIGHTNING!!! VJ:
Lightning will win this one as a result of a disqualification, but he’s damn
sure not looking like a winner now! Lance Storm and Sean Morely,
the Tag Team Champions are all over Lightning! And now we’ve got Scorpio in there! Scorpio, Storm, and Morely!!!
Lightning’s absolutely getting the hell stomped out of him in there! DD:
And I love it! So does Yancy! Look at
him, Vince! VJ: I
see it! Lightning is down! Getting
assaulted in the middle of the ring…after his head was already dinged in the
ring following that sunset powerbomb! As now Taylor’s headed into the ring! KT: Let
‘im up boys! VJ: “Let
‘im up”? What’s he got in store? DD:
Call it payback for Tuesday! VJ:
Taylor just pulled out that slapjack of his!
We’ve seen him use this before! That slapjack nightstick! DD: And
remember the concussion, Johnson? Lightning may be fixing to take another
ambulance ride here tonight! HAHAHA! VJ:
Taylor measuring Lightning! Taylor…sonuvabitch I
can’t believe— DD: IT’S THE ELITES!!! RUN KEV! RUN!!!! VJ:
OH HE’S RUNNING ALRIGHT!! The Elites
are here, and Kevin Yancy Taylor’s getting his
narrow ass outta dodge! And look at
the Elites tearing into the Mapleleafs! Down goes
Scorpio from a right hand! The Elites— DD:
Get away guys! Get away…yes! VJ:
Oh they’re doing just that! Scorpio,
Storm and Morely getting outta dodge! Scorpio, Storm and Morely— DD:
What about Lance?!?! VJ:
Silva still in the ring…he’s still knocked goofy after eating that Lightning
Rod! Silva hasn’t yet shaken the cobwebs! DD:
Guys, don’t leave Lance! Don’t… VJ:
Kevin trying to rally the troops as back in the ring…Silva finally starting
to come to! DD:
Oh Lance…look out behind you! Behind you! VJ: I
don’t even think Silva knows where he is, Dave, as now he turns to face Killa…uh oh— DD: I
think he knows now! Run Lance—OH! VJ:
Boot to the midsection by Killa! Killa’s got him
set up--- DD:
No! NOOOOO!!! VJ:
KILLA’S GOT SILVA UP FOR THE MURDA!
KILLA’S GOT HIM UP…OH BUT LOOK AT THE MAPLELEAFS!!! THE MAPLELEAFS BACK DOWN TO RINGSIDE…YANKING
SILVA RIGHT DOWN FROM KILLA’S SHOULDERS!!! DD: YES!
VJ:
The Mapleleafs making an escape with Silva, much to
the chagrin of this capacity crowd! DD:
Oh yeah, they’d like that! Senseless violence against a world class athlete! VJ:
Taylor’s clan living to fight another day, as in the ring we’ve got Killa and Rodney all alone with Lightning! Lightning all alone with the Elites, and now Killa’s
extending the hand! (Taylor’s clan watches on from
the stage as in the ring, Killa extends his hand to
Lightning, who’s seated on the canvas.
Lightning looks into the crowd as if to ask for their approval. And as
the fans voice their approval, Lightning reaches out and takes Killa’s hand. “Ride The Lightning” plays again as Killa
helps Lightning back to his feet.) DD: Bleech! I think I’m
gonna be sick, Johnson! VJ:
What a moment we have here! Killa helping Lightning back to his feet! Taylor’s clan
not looking to happy, but it looks like these two are on the same page! It’s
looking like these two are ready for Overkill! DD:
Yeah! They’d better be ready to pull Scorpio’s foot outta their ass! VJ:
My God what a night! (We cut back to the split
screen, where we see both J-Dogg and Ice Cube
exiting their locker rooms) VJ:
And we’ve still got more to come, folks!
Up next, it’s the feature bout of the evening! “J-Dogg”
Johnny Gunn! Ice Cube! The rivalry will continue, folks! Don’t you dare go
away! ***Commercial*** (The scene
opens in a dingy, dimly lit room, with green tinted walls covered in filth. Rats
are visibly seen crawling about as we rapidly pan back and forth about the
room. Stacked boxes and other trash
are strewn all about the room. Our focus then shifts to a rusty metal sink,
filled with dirty dishes. Water slowly
drips from the faucet as roaches crawl in and around the sink. Meanwhile, a
quick pan of the wall brings several paintings into our view: one of a man
being mutilated by a machete; a second is a dark toned, yet vivid picture of
a hammer smashing a human brain. We
focus on one more picture – this one of a dark arena, of what appears to be Enygma holding a severed head in his right hand. A sudden flash of light reveals these
words, smeared in bright red paint on the way: “DEATH TO RAGE”! Just as quickly, we’re returned to
darkness. The sudden sound of
screeching guitar riff fills the room as the camera quickly pans to the far right!
There, seated in a corner, is a 5 inch black and white television playing
footage of Rage’s victory over T Money from Gear. The TV plays only for about 5 seconds
before snowing out and going black.
Another guitar screech brings us back to the artwork, where Enygma now stands, directly in front of the camera,
shrouded by darkness. A brief flash of
light reveals that his hands are covered in red paint. We hear his laughter as the darkness
returns) Enygma: Art…my refuge from the pain! They say the eyes are the window to the
soul…but I’d say that art’s a much clearer depiction, wouldn’t you agree? For
you see the eyes are mere representation of the physical! Doomed to perish along with our weak,
earthly flesh! But the mere stroke of a brush from a DiVinci,
a Michelangelo, or a Van Gogh…(smiles) can last
forever. Do you like my artwork, Rage? (Quickly
flash over to the one of Enygma holding Rage’s head
in the ring.) Enygma: I made it especially for you! Something for you to remember as you walk throughout this mortal world. Obtaining victory after
victory, accomplishment after accomplishment!
But won’t last forever Rage! In fact, your success will be very
short-lived! See I’m preparing another,
very special work of art for the masses…and you -- your body, your soul --
will be my canvas! An effigy of pain and suffering—a symbol of my dominance!
My supremacy! See your destruction…is my masterpiece! Pity that you won’t be around to enjoy it!
And it will come soon! (The
room lights up once more, giving us another glimpse of Enygma’s
evil smile. The camera focuses in on
the words “DEATH TO RAGE” once again, before we cut back to the hallway
outside the Commissioner’s Office) RS: (shudders) Welcome back to FNS! Rosie Sanchez
here, and I gotta say—that guy is creepy!
Nonetheless, I’m still here outside of the office of Commissioner Laurer! Still no word on what’s going on with her following the situation with T Money earlier tonight!
I’ve been waiting here to try and get word on what she plans to do about T
Money, and just what this means for the Universal Championship…(looking at
something off camera). And speaking of
that Championship, we’ve got the former champion here! Lightning! Lightning…can I get a word with
you? (The
camera pans slightly to the right, where we see Lightning walking down the
hallway with an icepack on his head.
Rosie approaches him with the mic) Lightning: What’s up, Rosie? RS: You took a couple more nasty bumps out there
in your match with Lance Silva a few moments ago. Again, after suffering that concussion last
week, are that you’re ok and that you’re gonna be
in good enough shape for Overkill next week? Lightning: Ya damn
right I will be Rosie! Believe me, it’s
gonna take more than a few stooges to keep me down
and out! But I’ve gotta say… (Suddenly,
Killa and Rodney enter the picture, approaching
Lightning and Rosie.) Lightning: (to the Elites) Glad you’re here guys!
And let me just say after what happened out there— Killa: Save it! You know the Elites got respect for you
Lightning, but it’s like you said earlier, we ain’t
come out there cuz we like you! We ain’t even do it cuz we hate Taylor’s
cotton-in-water ass! It’s as simple as
Overkill, and the fact that I want that Universal
Title shot just as bad as you do! And
you’re my insurance policy to get it! Lightning: (smiles) Is that right? Well I like
the sound of that Killa! And from now until next Sunday, I guess it’s
a case of you scratch my back and I scratch yours! And when we make it to the Deadpool Rumble, then we’ll see who’s
the better man! Rodney: Well now don’t y’all forget that my name’s
in that lottery too! And I’m glad both of y’all are so concerned with
insurance, because to get that title shot, I’m gonna
break somebody’s f*cking neck! Whether it’s you (pointing at Lightning) OR
YOU (Killa) if you get in my way!! Killa: So that’s how it is? Rodney: You f*cking
right it is! Killa; We’ll see about that! (starts
walking off screen, followed by Rodney) Lightning: (following the Elites) Both of you can
say what you want to, but I guarandamntee…(trails
off as they get out of range) RS: The competition getting white hot as we get
closer and closer to Overkill and the Deadpool
Lottery! But will T Money still have
that belt come Apocalypse Now?! Will he be stripped of the title?! Only Commissioner Laurer
can answer that question, and hopefully we’ll get that answer before we go
off the air! For now – Vince, Dave,
take it away! (We cut
back to ringside, where we see Lance Silva and Kevin Taylor walking around
the ring) VJ: Fans, it’s main
event time! But what are these two
doing back out here? DD: Hey skankhole—I’d
rather the great Lance Silva out here than to have your Canadian ass sticking
up my otherwise fine programming! HEY
KEV! OVER HERE! VJ: What are you doing?! DD: Take Johnson’s seat! He don’t need it! VJ: (sighs) Kevin Yancy
Taylor and Lance Silva look to be joining us right now! Gentlemen, (rolls
eyes) to what do we owe the pleasure. KT: (Putting on a headset) And believe me, Veej, the pleasure is all yours! How’s it hanging, Dave? DD: Like a horse, like always! VJ: DAVE! DD: Hey! He asked! KT: And to answer your question, my feeble-minded
Canadian friend, my boy Lance set to team with J-Dogg
in the Deadpool!
Frankly it’s a bit of a step down if I say so myself! I mean here we have Lance Silva, the best
gosh darn Light Heavyweight in the biz (smile), teaming with this low-life,
mongrel of a man— VJ: Excuse me! That’s the first-ever Universal
Champion you’re talking about! KT: Oh pish Veejie! How long
ago was that? The 70’s! Get with the
times, man! Lance Silva is the future of wrestler! Your next,
and soon to be greatest Universal Champion! VJ: We shall see, as we get set for this grudge
match! "J-Dogg"
Johnny Gunn Vs Ice Cube (The crowd cheers loudly as the
opening chimes of Eminem’s “The Way I Am” hit the PA system. The house lights go dark and baby blue
spotlights roam the arena, eventually converging on the entrance, from which
J-Dogg emerges, clad in black shades, white boots,
and his black “Beware of Dogg” singlet with red
trim. Gunn smiles as he looks into the
crowd before whipping his bleached blond hair from its ponytail and starting
down the ramp.) Announcer: The following Grudge
Match is scheduled for one fall with TV Time Remaining! Introducing first: from Seattle, WA,
weighing in tonight at 214 pounds—“J-DOGG”…JOHNNYYYYYYYYY GUUUUUNNNN!!! (The crowd pops once more as J-Dogg continues walking down the ramp) VJ:
J-DOGG IN THE HOUSE! DD:
HAHA! Listen to you try to talk street, Johnson! Like you’ve even driven down
a street, much less been in them! VJ:
J-Dogg’s eager to get his hands on Ice Cube, the
Enterprise’s brand new franchise! The
man who at Dead or Alive stabbed him in the back to join up with Francine! DD:
The man who’s about to get his head kicked off by Ice Cube any minute
now! Hey Kev, you and Lance might wanna get some popcorn for this! This is gonna be
great! KT: I
bet it will! (to Lance) Take notes,
son! Pay attention! (Now in the ring, Gunn has
removed his shades and is bouncing off the ropes to warm up. Gunn’s music stops abruptly as the lights
go pitch black. “Bodies” by Drowning
Pool hits the PA system as an impressive array of multicolored spotlights
flood the arena. We zoom in on entrance,
from which Francine emerges through a thick cloud of smoke, clad in tight
black pencil skirt, a tight brown blazer, and matching stilettos. Ice Cube emerges shortly thereafter, his
silver hair slicked back, wearing thigh-length blue tights with silver
trim. He’s wearing a t-shirt that
reads “99 Problems, and J-Bitch Ain’t One.”
Francine kisses him on the cheek, and the pair starts down the ramp arm in
arm.) Announcer: His opponent, being accompanied to the ring
by the Queen of the Enterprise, Francine: he hails from Bridgewater, CT,
weighing in at 235 pounds—this…is…IIIIIIICCCE CUUUUUUUUUBE!!! VJ:
Ice Cube arm in arm with Francine…and I still can’t believe it, guys! KT:
Why not, Veej?! Francine’s only—next to moi, of course---the number 1 manager in the UWA! Have
you forgotten that that mongrel J-Dogg only became
the first Universal Champion thanks to her managerial brilliance? VJ:
What do you have against J-Dogg? KT: I
don’t have anything against J-Dogg! But again, Veej, I’m a broadcast journalist! It’s my job to give people the truth! To
call it like I see it! I can’t help it if the truth means exposing this J-Dogg character for the hack he really is! VJ:
Well look at Gunn in the ring! He looks about ready to hack into Ice Cube at
any moment! DD:
You think Ice Cube cares about him? Look at the shirt, Johnson—I love it! (Now at ringside, Ice Cube’s
mugging for one of the handheld cameras, directing it to his shirt. Meanwhile, above him, J-Dogg
climbs to the middle rope and looks down on him, motioning for him to get in
the ring! Cube just laughs from the floor!
He gives Gunn the “Up Yours” symbol before taking off his shirt and
throwing it right in J-Dogg’s face) DD:
HAHA! You see that?! VJ:
Ice Cube hit Gunn right in the face with that shirt! DD:
J-Dogg’s nothing to him! VJ:
Ice Cube’s busy gloating on the outside!
He needs to watch out! J-Dogg’s up top— DD:
Get away Francine—AHHHH!!! VJ:
OH J-DOGG!!! J-DOGG WITH A CROSSBODY FROM THE TOP LANDED RIGHT DOWN ON TOP OF
ICE CUBE! And listen to this capacity
crowd! J-Dogg hammering away with right hands! Right hands! KT:
Which are illegal, mind you! VJ: I
don’t even think the match has started! J-Dogg is
all over Ice Cube! But watch
Francine! J-Dogg
going face to face with Francine! DD:
Don’t you dare hit a woman, you heathen! VJ:
Well…you’d hate to see that, but after everything these two have been through— KT:
Oh listen to you, Veej! Trying to justify the abuse of a woman! VJ:
Nobody’s trying to justify anything! DD:
That’s not what I heard, Vinnie!
Shame! Shame! VJ:
Watch Ice Cube—OH! He tried to attack from
behind and got floored with a straight right hand! Francine now…she’s got J-Dogg— *SLAP* DD:
HAHAHA! VJ:
She slapped him! She just slapped J-Dogg! DD:
And? Like you weren’t cool with this skankhole
getting ready to throw her down and rape her 30 seconds ago! VJ:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! J-Dogg stalking Francine! DD:
Oh yeah! Leave it to a serial rapist to try and stalk a gorgeous woman! Watch your booty Francine! WATCH YOUR
BOOTY! VJ:
Francine trying to get away from J-Dogg! J-Dogg chasing Francine around the ring! KT:
She’s trying to run in those heels! I dunno how far
she’s gonna get—OH!!! SHE FELL!!! VJ: Oh
no! Francine is down right in front of us!
Right in front of our announce position! I think, as you said Kevin, those stiletto
shoes betraying her here tonight, and things aren’t looking good for Francine
now! J-Dogg is approaching— DD:
Oh c’mon, Johnson! This ain’t right! VJ:
J-Dogg standing over Francine…what’s he gonna do here…HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! DD:
YAY LANCE!!! VJ:
Silva, who was sitting by us at the announce position! Silva just shoved J-Dogg!! KT:
Well what do you expect, Veej! He is a ladies man! He wasn’t gonna just let that go down! VJ:
Gunn and Silva exchanging words here! Again, these two will be partners in
the Deadpool— KT:
Watch out for Ice Cube, you moron!!! VJ:
Oh! Cube from behind with a high knee
sends J-Dogg to the floor! Gunn is down, but now look at Ice Cube
capitalize! Stomping away at the
D-Generate King! Ice Cube now…with
Gunn by the hair! What’s he getting
set for…OH! Gunn sent headfirst into the steel guardrail! Ice Cube…with J—Dogg
again! Handful of hair…Ice Cube
charging with Gunn, and he sends him right into another barrier! J-Dogg hit hard
twice, and now Cube’s stomping away! Ice Cube— DD:
Ice Cube’s going berserk, Vince! VJ:
Ice Cube all over J-Dogg against the rail, as now
we’ve got officials out here! More
officials on this already chaotic night…AND ICE CUBE JUST STRUCK AN OFFICIAL! DD:
Can you believe this?! VJ:
DOWN GOES ANOTHER ONE! Ice Cube is going berserk! As now he turns back to J-Dogg! Ice Cube—wait!
Gunn’s got Ice Cube, and he slams him headfirst into the steel
guardrail! AGAIN! Ice Cube’s dazed! KT:
He’s knocked loopy, Veej! VJ:
He is absolutely out on his feet! And
Gunn floors him with a dropkick to the back! DD:
Aww! A backfighter,
Johnson! A backfighter! VJ:
J-Dogg to the apron…what’s he going for here?! DD:
You know that idiot likes to fly!
Watch it, Cube! VJ:
Again we’ve got officials out here to try and get control of this thing!
These officials, with Ice Cube on the floor— DD:
Wait a minute…wait a min—OOOHHHHH!!! VJ:
TOP ROPE ASAI MOONSAULT BY J-DOGG!!! BOTH ICE CUBE AND THE OFFICIALS GO
DOWN!!! THEY ALLL GO DOWN DAMN IT! DD:
Calm down, Vince! KT:
Really! You’re going to have an aneurysm over there, you’re getting so hyped!
VJ:
This building is hyped as hell! As is
J-Dogg! Look
into those eyes!!! DD: Those
look like alky eyes to me! That idiot’s probably drunk outta his ass! VJ:
Will you stop?! J-Dogg
with Ice Cube! There’s a hard knife
edge chop! Another sends Cube
reeling! J-Dogg
sends Ice Cube back into the ring! Ding Ding
Ding!!! KT: I
think this is actually the first time it’s been in the ring, Veej! VJ:
Well…yes! We’ve finally had a bell here, and look at Ice Cube! Ice Cube on
his knees…begging off from J-Dogg! KT:
Could be a trap, Vince! VJ:
And J-Dogg’s way too smart for that! He charges in—AND MISSES WITH THE LOW
DROPKICK! Ice Cube able to roll away,
and now he pounces on J-Dogg! DD:
HAHA! I love it! Get him Cube! VJ:
Francine appears to be loving it from the
outside! Ice Cube with J-Dogg…hoisting him back to his feet by his throat! Cube with J-Dogg
pinned against the buckle here, and look at him fire off with those knife
edge chops! Ice Cube with the chops…he’s
chopping the hell outta J-Dogg! Ice
Cube: (to J-Dogg) YOU AIN’T SHIT, BOY! *SLAP* DD: You
idiot! VJ:
J-Dogg with a hard slap to the face of Ice
Cube! But look at Ice Cube! Hacking
away again! Repeated chops to the
chest of J-Dogg— *SLAP* VJ:
But J-Dogg turns it around and slaps him on the
face again! Ice Cube is seething in
corner…but lok at J-Dogg! J-Dogg telling
him to bring it! DD:
Gunn don’t want any of what Cube’s fixing to bring, Vince! VJ:
And Ice Cube…ready to bring it right here!
Rushing to meet J-Dogg in the center of the
ring—there’s a right hand! Gunn with an open hand slapto
the chest! And now look at J-Dogg and Cube! J-Dogg and Cube!
Exchanging hard slaps to the chest! KT:
This is intense!!! VJ:
Cube off the rope—GUNN DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE! Gunn off the rope here---THERE’S
A CYCLONE KICK!!!! Down goes Ice Cube!
DD:
He caught him right in the face! VJ:
Cube is down…trying to regain his bearings!
Watch J-Dogg…Gunn…springboarding
off the middle rope—AND THERE’S RANA!!!
Gunn with one of those signature ranas of
his! Gunn now…into the buckle he
goes! Ice Cube tried to follow him in
but got caught! J-Dogg…with
the tip-up headscissors--- DD
& KT: OH! VJ:
What a leverage move by Gunn! Cube
sent headfirst into the top turnbuckle!
Cube is dazed! Cube is dazed…J-Dogg from
behind with a schoolboy…1…2… DD:
KICK OUT!!! VJ:
Oh! Cube barely able to kick out! Just barely! KT: It’s still early, Veej! Cube’s still in this thing! How ya doing over there, Lance? VJ:
Silva still watching intently! Only
briefly getting involved in this one, as in the ring J-Dogg…oh! Lines up Cube with a hard kick to the
gut! One more! Cube wisely rolling to the ropes! But J-Dogg following him in here…look at Gunn…burying that knee
right into the throat of Ice Cube! DD:
And where’s the complainting now, Johnson?! Where’s
the complaining? VJ:
Referee Stephanie Jenkins putting the count down on Gunn! Gunn…momentarily breaks it, before driving
the knee right back into the throat again! Gunn not above breaking the rules! DD:
What you mean is Gunn has no honor!
Look at that skankhole! Oh--- VJ:
Hey wait a minute! Francine’s got J-Dogg by the
hair! Francine trying to pull Gunn to
the floor! Trying to pull him through
the ropes— KT:
Well can you blame her after the way that cad tried to attack her
earlier?! AND NOW AGAIN!!! VJ:
GUNN ON THE FLOOR JUST SHOVED DOWN FRANCINE!!! KT:
AND YOU LOVE THIS VEEJ!!! VJ: Francine is down once again, and J-Dogg again stalking her on the floor! KT:
Easy, Lance! Easy! VJ:
Gunn seemingly able regain his composure here! KT:
And that disappoints you? VJ:
Well, no! KT: I
dunno! Doesn’t he seem pretty disappointed to you,
Dave? DD:
Yeah, Vince! Were you molested or
something as a child? Because you seem to have some real anger issues against
women! VJ:
Can we just call the match, please?! KT:
Oh we’re calling the match! I’m just shocked and appalled by your blatant
misogyny! VJ:
Gunn back in the ring and he nails Ice Cube with another hard kick to the
gut! Cube was trying to get himself
together in the center of the ring! To
no avail, however! As J-Dogg…measuring him!
Gunn off the rope…OH!!! Rolling
splash!!! Beautifully executed! Cover…2…kickout by Ice Cube!!!
KT: I’ll
give him credit, Veej—he’s a pretty good athlete
for a mongrel! VJ:
(rolls eyes) J-Dogg still in control! As on the outside, we se
Francine trying to cheer on Ice Cube! DD:
And I’m right here with her! C’mon Cube!
VJ:
Scoop up and a slam by J-Dogg in the center of the
ring! I think I know what’s coming
next! DD: I do too, unfortunately! Ice Cube, get ready to move! VJ:
Cube is down in the center of the ring….these people starting to stand! J-Dogg… DD:
Move! Move! VJ:
J-Dogg off the ropes…rolling springboard—skytwister press—OH MY! DD:
DID YOU SEE THAT?! VJ: Ice Cube was able to roll away, and Gunn…Gunn
landed on his feet… KT:
But he hurt that knee, Johnson! Look
at him—he’s limping! VJ:
He is limping! And Ice Cube Saw
it! Ice Cube…just noticed the injury
to J-Dogg’s knee…AND HE’S RIGHT ON IT! Ice Cube--kicking away at the knee! DD: I
love it! I love it! HAHA! VJ:
Ice Cube’s all over that leg of J-Dogg’s! Ice Cube’s got the leg now! Dragging J-Dogg
out to the center of the ring! Ice
Cube…. DD:
OOOH! VJ:
DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! KT:
Did you see the way he wrenched that knee!
I think I heard a pop, Veej! VJ: It wouldn’t surprise me if ya did! Ice Cube…back
to his feet here, and look at him tugging away on the knee! Hyperextending the knee of J-Dogg’s! DD:
He may be planning to take that leg home with him! VJ: Hey wait a minute! Ice Cube winding up on that figure four…OH J-DOGG!!! GUNN WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
1…2…THR—oh!!! Cube kicked out! Ice
Cube kicked out! And now he’s all over
J-Dogg in the ring! DD: Oh man! That woulda
been almost as big a fluke as that first Universal Title reign of his! Eh,
Johnson? VJ:
Cube dragging Gunn right back over to the apron! What’s this now…OH! Slamming that knee across the lip of the
apron—AND AGAIN! Ice Cube! KT:
He has found his target and is working on it!
Like the consummate professional that he is! VJ:
Gunn trying to create some distance here!
There you see him slapping that knee…trying to get the feeling back in
it! DD:
Hey Vince, as much as you hate women, you’re gonna
love this! Because Ice Cube’s beating J-Dogg like
the bitch that he is! HAHA! VJ:
And you call me misogynist! DD:
Damn right! KT: And
racist! DD:
And probably a pedophile too! KT: I’d
always suspected that, Dave! VJ:
Ok wise guys! Ice Cube with the leg once again...there's a kick right to the back of the knee! Ice Cube...from the canvas trying to kick away at him with that other leg...but watch Cube here! Able to roll him back to his feet! Ice Cube--oh my goodness with the neckbreaker! J-Dogg's head snapping violently! That could do it here--1...2..kickout by J-Dogg! And Francine...ugh! Not seeming too pleased about that!
DD: That's because that no good lesbian Stephanie Jenkins couldn't count if her life depended on it!
VJ: (shakes head) And you've got the nerve to talk about me! Ice Cube once again with that leg of J-Dogg's...he's got it extended on the canvas--and there's a hard stomp...right to the knee cap! And a stomp right to the gut of J-Dogg! AND ONE RIGHT TO THE FACE!!!
DD: He caught him good too!!!
VJ: Ice Cube measuring J-Dogg! Waving the former Universal Champion back to his feet! J-Dogg...certainly feeling the effects, as--watch Ice Cube...Cube off the rope--
*WHAM*
DD: HE TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!!
VJ: BIG TIME LARIAT BY CUBE!!! J-Dogg is down...Ice Cube with the cover...1...2...NO! J-Dogg gets the shoulder up!
DD: I wouldn't have been surprised if he got him there, Johnson? Can you believe that shot?
VJ: What incredible impact by Ice Cube! These fans not particularly happy about that! As you see Ice Cube going for that leg again! Ice Cube...with that leg of Gunn--DRIVING THE KNEE! Right into the insertion of J-Dogg's knee...repeatedly driving that knee! As Cube now...rolling J-Dogg over onto his stomach! Ice Cube now, grapevining J-Dogg's legs! J-Dogg has been neutralized on the canvas, and now look at Ice Cube! Ice Cube now taking advantage of the situation! Slapping J-Dogg in the back of the head!
KT: This is embarrassing, Veej! Look at him in there! Is this what Lance and I are gonna have to deal with at Overkill? This schmuck of a wrestler dragging him down!
VJ: What are you talking about?! J-Dogg has more than held his own in there tonight!
KT: You say he's held his own! I, the man who tells it like it is, sees nothing but one big piece of luggage that Lance is going to have to carry to victory next Sunday night!
DD: HAHA! Right!
VJ: Ice Cube the referee calling for the break here, as Ice Cube was pulling back on the hair of J-Dogg! Cube now...bringing Gunn to his feet...Ice Cube...lays right into him a hard forearm...J-DOGG FIRES RIGHT BACK! Ice Cube...another right hand...J-DOGG RESPONDS AGAIN! AND NOW LOOK AT J-DOGG! UNLEASHING A FLURRY HERE--
DD: BUT HOW SMART IS ICE CUBE?!
VJ: Right back to the injured knee! J-Dogg sent reeling...Ice Cube follows in--OH BUT HE GOT CAUGHT!!!! GUNN CAUGHT HIM COMING RIGHT IN WITH THAT PELE KICK!!! CAUGHT HIM RIGHT BEHIND THE EAR!!!
KT: Lucky shot!
VJ: Just think of the ability of J-Dogg to do that on an injured knee! And now J-Dogg trying to fire himself up here! Trying to fire up this capacity crowd!
DD: Damn the crowd! The skankhole needs to be worried about Ice Cube!
VJ: Ice Cube trying to clear the cobwebs as these fans try and rally behind Gunn! J-Dogg...back to his feet here...
DD: Look out Cube!
VJ: Gunn charges in--
DD: WHOO HOO!!!
VJ: RIGHT INTO A POWERSLAM FROM ICE CUBE!!! HOOK OF THE LEG...2...THR--NO!!!! Gunn able to kick out at 2!!! Gunn able to kick out, but watch Ice Cube here! Bringing J-Dogg back to his feet...winding up on that arm here...
DD: OOOH!! What about that, Johnson?!
VJ: Ice Cube short armed him right into that forearm! J-Dogg caught it right on the temple!
DD: He may be out!
VJ: J-Dogg is down...referee Jenkins is checking on him! As now...what is she doing?
KT: Looks like she's checking the structure of the ring, Veej! Making sure everything's sturdy for the continuation of the match, I'm sure!
VJ: Yeah right! Francine don't look like no architect! But she's up on the apron fiddling around with the damn turnbuckle!
KT: Why doesn't she look like an architect to you, Veej? Because she's a woman?!
VJ: Not this again!
DD: You just keep on digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole, Johnson!
VJ: Francine has just removed the top turnbuckle pad! Referee Stephanie Jenkins is all over her about that! But what the hell does Ice Cube have planned? The steel from the turnbuckle is exposed! Ice Cube with Gunn...he's got that knee...
KT: Shinbreaker?
VJ: Ice Cube's got him up...what strength on his part as now he's carrying Gunn to that corner...he's gonna drive that knee into the steel--BUT NO!!! STEPHANIE JENKINS BLOCKING HIS PATH!!! REFEREE JENKINS THWARTING HIS EFFORTS--AND WATCH J-DOGG!!! GUNN ABLE TO SLIP FROM HIS GRASP...INTO A SUNSET FLIP!!!! Shoulders are down...2...
DD: Kickout!
VJ: HE DOES!!! Ice Cube able to get that shoulder up, and he's all over J-Dogg right here! Ice Cube pounding down with those piston-like rights to the forehead! Right between the eyes of Johnny Gunn! And Ice Cube is livid!
KT: Of course he is, Veej! Jenkins has been showing nothing but blatant favoritism from the start!
VJ: That's not true and you know it! As Ice Cube's got that knee now...he drives the elbow right into the insertion! Once again...one more elbow right into the knee of J-Dogg!
dragging him over to the ropes here! Ice Cube...setting J-Dogg's leg right across that bottom rope!
DD: I think I know what's coming up here!
VJ: Oh! Ice Cube springing off that bottom rope and crashing down onto the knee of J-Dogg! Ice Cube now...jawjacking with the fans here! Now springing off the rope again--OH MY!!!
DD: Oh no!!!!
VJ: J-Dogg using his other boot to send Ice Cube up and over the top! J-Dogg with a nice heads up play, sending Ice Cube right over here by us! Cube hit hard right in front of this announce position, as there you see Lance Silva here...what is he doing? Silva helping up Ice Cube?!
KT: Of course he is, Veej! He's a gentleman! I only associate myself with the most upstanding of citizens...hey wait a sec!
VJ: Ice Cube just shoved Silva!
KT: (to Cube) He's trying to help you, you imbecile! What's the matter with you?!
VJ: Ice Cube doesn't want Silva's help here! Ice Cube...yes! Ice Cube saying "that's your partner at Overkill"! Ice Cube thinks this is a setup!
DD: Lance wouldn't set up Ice Cube, Vince!
VJ: Would he?! Referee Jenkins out here now to try and keep things calm--
KT: (stands, moves toward Ice Cube) Listen, guy: this is all some big misunderstanding! What you need to realize is (Ice Cube pie-faces him and shoves him back into his chair)
DD: OH NO! KEV!!!
VJ: ICE CUBE SHOVED TAYLOR!!! SILVA SHOVING ICE CUBE!!! WE'VE GOT A SITUATION BREAKING LOOSE RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US--
DD: WATCH J-DOG--AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!! J-DOGG!!! J-DOGG!!! J-DOGG JUST CLEARED THE TOP ROPE AND WIPED OUT BOTH ICE CUBE AND SILVA WITH A SOMERSAULT SENTON!!! BOTH HIS PARTNER AT OVERKILL AND HIS OPPONENT ARE DOWN!!!
DD: And these people are going nuts! Oh Cube!!!
VJ: And J-Dogg is surging once again! There you see him slapping that leg! Now he's got a hold of Ice Cube once more!
DD: I can't believe this, Vince! Are you ok Kevin?! Oh!
VJ: Ice Cube bounced headfirst off the ring apron! Once again! And now he's rolled back into the ring! Ice Cube...trying to get himself together as J-Dogg's climbing to the top! J-Dogg...bad wheel and all is ascending the turnbuckles! Ice Cube...trying to get back to his feet...
DD: Watch it, Cube! Watch it...OH!
VJ: MISSILE DROPKICK CONNECTS!!! Right on the button!!! Ice Cube is down...J-Dogg with the cover!
DD: Nooo!
VJ: 1...2...KICKOUT BY ICE CUBE!!! Ice Cube able to kick out! And Francine on the floor looks relieved about that!
DD: Lemme tell you something Vince, you keep trying to count out Ice Cube--
VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!! Lance Silva! Silva trying to climb into the ring! Kevin Taylor...Taylor's left the booth, and he's now trying to hold back Silva!
DD: Silva's pissed, Vince!
VJ: Silva is absolutely livid, as now J-Dogg--
DD: Hey wait a minute--NO!!!
VJ: GUNN WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND KNOCKED SILVA RIGHT OFF THE APRON!!!!
DD: THAT IDIOT!!!
VJ: Silva is down on the floor! But watch Ice Cube! Ice Cube taking advantage! From behind with the O'Connor roll! J-Dogg's shoulders are down...1...2...thr--no J-Dogg reverses it! 1...2...kickout by Ice Cube! Both men back to their feet--AND ICE CUBE SCORES WITH THE CLOTHESLINE!!! J-Dogg is down here...and Silva...trying to get back into the ring again! This time he's intercepted by referee Stephanie Jenkins! Ice Cube--
DD: It's chaos out here!
VJ: Ice Cube eying Silva...hey wait a minute! Ice Cube's got Gunn here, and now he's eying that turnbuckle! That turnbuckle that was exposed by Francine! The ref's preoccupied with Silva!
DD: HAHA! I'm telling ya, Ice Cube's a genius!
VJ: Ice Cube's gonna ram Gunn into the buckle--IT'S BLOCKED!
DD: Huh?!
VJ: J-Dogg able to block it...AND ICE CUBE EATS THE STEEL!!! ICE CUBE EATS THE STEEL!!!
DD: NO VINCE!! NOT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!! (weeps)
VJ: Ice Cube is down after being rammed headfirst into that exposed turnbuckle, and now Gunn's going up top again! Gunn's going up once again!
DD: Francine! Do something!
VJ: Francine looking on in horror from the floor! J-Dogg is up top! Measuring Ice Cube...
DD: NO!!!
VJ: 450!!! J-DOGG CONNECTS WITH A 450 SPLASH!!!
DD: But no referee! We don't have a...OH NO!!!
VJ: NOW SHE SEES IT!!! STEPH SAW THE COVER!!! THERE'S 1..2...OH NO!!! WHAT THE HELL?!
DD: CORINO!!!
VJ: That's Steve Corino! Ice Cube's partner for Overkill! He just yanked J-Dogg from the ring...and he slams him right into steel barricade! Gunn had the match won!
DD: No! Gunn tried to steal one from Ice Cube! He tried steal it with STEEL, Vinnie! He tried to steal it with STEEEEEEEEL!
VJ: Ok Dave! And look at Silva!!! Silva's madder than a wet hen as he rushes over to J-Dogg! Silva rushing to J-Dogg, and now he's stomping him on the floor! Silva stomping his own tag partner on the floor! Corino just sitting back watching!
DD: He deserves all this and more, Johnson...wait a minute!
VJ: Wait! Corino just grabbed Silva here! Corino with Silva--
DD: What are you doing, Steve--NO!!!!!
VJ: OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION ON SILVA!!!! CORINO WITH AN OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION! AND LOOK AT TAYLOR!!! TAYLOR CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
DD: I can't believe it!! What the hell Steve?!
VJ: It's the competition of Overkill! Competitive fires have everyone reaching a fever pitch, as everyone wants to make it to the Deadpool Rumble! Everyone wants a shot at that Universal Title at Apocalypse Now! As now Corino has J-Dogg here! Irish whip by Corino--TRIED TO SEND GUNN INTO THE STAIRS! Gunn able to leap onto that top stair to avoid the collision! Corino now...charging in--BUT HE'S CAUGHT! J-Do--
DD: OH!!
VJ: MOONSAULT OFF THE STAIRS INTO AN INVERTED DDT ON CORINO!!! CORINO'S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE ARENA FLOOR! AND LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD GO CRAZY FOR J-DOGG!!! J-DOGG STANDING TALL! J-Dogg's ready to get his revenge on Ice Cube! Gunn headed back into the ring now! Ice Cube--
DD: HEY WAIT!
VJ: Ice Cube back to his feet...catches J-Dogg coming in with the inside cradle! 1...2...3--no!!! J-Dogg kicked out! J-Dogg kicked out!!!
DD: What a crazy match this is, Johnson!
VJ: You're telling me! Both these men on their knees now just slugging it out! These two fierce rivals! The hatred runs so deep, as Ice Cube...deep eye gouge to J-Dogg sends him reeling! Ice Cube...stumbling back to his feet! Ice Cube...
DD: I think he's looking for it! He's looking for the Ice Breaker!
VJ: Ice Cube measuring J-Dogg! Gunn back to his feet...ICE BREAKER MISSES...Gunn has Ice Cube...HE PLANTS HIM WITH THE MICHINOKU DRIVER!!! Ice Cube!
DD: He landed right on his head, Johnson!
VJ: Ice Cube is down! This crowd is on its feet! And J-Dogg...he's calling for it again! J-Dogg couldn't hit it earlier! Can he do it now?!
DD: Move, Ice Cube! Move!
VJ: Gunn off the rope...rolling springboard...SKY TWISTER PRESS CONNECTS!!!! GUNN RIGHT DOWN ACROSS THE CHEST OF ICE CUBE! J-DOGG NAILED IT, AND THE CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!
DD: The idiot should've gone for the cover, Vince! He might have had him there!
VJ: You may be right! Gunn came up limping again after hitting the move. Perhaps he may have hurt it again! But you see him signaling to this capacity crowd, Dave! You know what Gunn's looking for right now! He's ready to deliver the Dogg's Bite! He's looking for the Dogg's Bite! Gunn measuring Ice Cube...hey wait a second! Francine back on the apron--
DD: Look at this idiot!
VJ: HE TOOK A SWING AT FRANCINE! FRANCINE JUST ABLE TO GET OF DODGE...BUT LOOK AT CORINO NOW! CORINO FROM THE OUTSIDE HAS GOT J-DOGG'S FOOT...CORINO CATCHES A BOOT TO THE FACE FOR HIS TROUBLES! Gunn back to Ice Cube--OH! THE LETHAL INJECTION! ICE CUBE'S GOING FOR THE LETHAL INJECTION!!! HE'S TRYING TO GET IT LOCKED IN!!!
DD: IT'S OVER!!!
VJ: GUNN SCRATCHING AND CLAWING ON THE CANVAS...TRYING TO GET FREE FROM ICE CUBE'S GRASP!!! TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE ROPE--OH IT'S SILVA!!! SILVA ATTACKING ICE CUBE FROM BEHIND!!! SILVA IN THE RING ATTACKING ICE CUBE--
Ding Ding Ding!!! (crowd boos)
VJ: And the ref's gonna throw this one out, folks! Lance Silva...pounding away one Ice Cube, one of his opponents at Overkill!
DD: But watch Corino!
VJ: Corino from behind and he catches Silva with a boot to the back of the head! Corino attacking Silva now! Steve Corino all over the fallen Lance Silva...
DD: Uh oh, Vince! Look!
VJ: That's Scorpio! Storm! Morely! Taylor's clan are headed back out here! Taylor's clan hits the ring, and they're attacking Corino! Taylor's clan coming to the aid of Silva!
DD: But look who's coming now! It's the Elements!
VJ: Firestorm and Waterman, the Elements! Card carrying members of Francine's Enterprise! They're here, and now they're tearing into Taylor's clan! The Enterprise is here...coming to the aid of Ice Cu--
(The lights flicker blue, and the "Murda Murda Murda Kill Kill Kill Anthem" hits the PA system)
DD: Oh no! Not these idiots again!
VJ: It's the Elites! Killa and Rodney are back!!! Killa and Rodney rushing out from the locker room, and now all hell is breaking loose! The Elites--
DD: They're going after everybody!!!
VJ: The Elites and the Elements! Going after the Mapleleafs as well! Killa and Rodney hitting anything that move! Anything that move! The Elites are taken them all on--
DD: MASS D!!!
VJ: OH! Maim and Mangle are out here! Mass Destruction! And they're going straight for the Elites! Maim all over Rodney! Mangle and Killa! This has turned into a pier sixer--
DD: LOOK AT FRANCINE!!!
VJ: Francine on the floor choking out Taylor! Francine all over Taylor!!! This is bedlam! It's absolutely insane out here!
DD: What's that idiot J-Dogg doing?
VJ: Gunn looking under the ring...hey wait! He just grabbed a fire extinguisher! Gunn just grabbed a fire extinguisher!!!
DD: Look out guys--AHHH!!!
VJ: GUNN SPRAYING THE RING!!! SPRAYING THE RING WITH THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! J-DOGG...*COUGH COUGH*
DD: Is he crazy! *cough*
VJ: Gunn spraying everyone in sight that fire extinguisher! *cough* Leaving that thick cloud filling the ring! J-Dogg...
DD: *cough* He's got a 2X4!
VJ: J-Dogg with a 2X4! J-Dogg headed into the ring--AND NOW HE'S GOING TO WORK!!!! GUNN WITH THAT 2X4!!! GUNN CLEARING THE RING!!!
DD: Oh yeah! After he's blinded everybody! What a piece of work--OH!
VJ: BIG SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF FIRESTORM! CORINO EATS A SHOT AS WELL! THERE'S ONE OF LANCE STORM!!! J-Dogg going crazy! Gunn's going crazy--
DD: WATCH IT LANCE--
*WHAM*
VJ: DOWN GOES SILVA!!! GUNN NAILED SILVA!!!
DD: YOU IDIOT!!!
VJ: GUNN JUST KO'D HIS OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER IN THE DEADPOOL! WATERMAN EATS A SHOT!!! SO DOES SCORPIO!!! AND HE HAS CLEARED THE RING!!! J-DOGG HAS CLEARED THE RING!!!
DD: There's still one person left, Vinnie!
VJ: Ice Cube! Cube is dazed...still trying to escape the haze left over from that fire extinguisher! And Gunn's got that 2X4--
DD: Don't you dare, you idiot! Don't you dare--
*WHAM*
VJ: OH!!! RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!! GUNN NAILED ICE CUBE RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!
(Indeed, the crowd is going crazy as Gunn plants his foot on Ice Cube's chest and raises the 2X4 in his right hand. "The Way I Am" begins to play yet again!)
DD: He's not gonna get away with this, Johnson! He's gonna pay for this!
VJ: J-Dogg standing tall over Ice Cube! Will this be the scene at Overkill?! Will J-Dogg be the winner of the Deadpool Rumble? What a night this has been! What an insane night--
*BOOM*
(Suddenly, a lightning bolt strikes the stage, and "The Way I Am" abruptly switches to "Ride the Lightning")
DD: Uh oh, Vinnie! We ain't done yet! Look at this!
VJ: It's Lightning! The former Universal Champion headed out to the stage! And business may be picking up here!
DD: Can you believe this, Johnson?
VJ: And Lightning has made it clear that he wants to win the Deadpool! He wants to fight for the title at Apocalypse Now! And nothing will stand in his way!
DD: Yeah! Including J-Dogg!
VJ: Oh what electricity is in this building here tonight! What's it gonna be like next Sunday night at Overkill?!
(Lightning glares at J-Dogg intensely from the stage while in the ring, Gunn just smiles back at him. The two continue staring one another down as we cut backstage, where Rosie Sanchez is talking with Tech Katz and some production crew members outside of Commissioner Laurer's office.)
Tech Katz: Show's over, Rosie! We've gotta get ready to wrap it up.
RS: (sighs) Yeah, you're right. Doesn't look like we're gonna get anything tonight. Alright let's shut it down, guys.
(The crew is just beginning to take the camera down, when suddenly, the door to the Commisioner's office flies open, and out walks Joanie surrounded by a bevy of UWA officials)
Officials: "Joanie I don't think this is a good idea!" "Are you sure about this?" "This is crazy! I can't believe--"
RS: (startled) Oh! Commissioner Laurer!
Joanie: WHAT?!
RS: We've still a little bit of time left in the broadcast--
Tech Katz: 30 seconds!
RS: 30 seconds left in the show! Have you made a decision about T Money?!
Joanie: Ya damn right I have, and I'm gonna let the world know what it is this Tuesday night on Gear! And there's one person I want to be there...PANTHER!
(The crowd ERUPTS inside the arena when Joanie speaks his name)
Joanie: Show up this Tuesday, Panther, and the world will see exactly what I have in store for T Money!
(Joanie and the officials walk off, while Rosie looks in shock)
VJ: What does Joanie have in store?! Will Panther be here Tuesday Night?!
(Fade to black)
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